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the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if iโ€™m okay to grab the cheezit


Gotta stop begging people to be in your life. Theyโ€™d be there if they wanted to be.


โ€ผ๏ธBoyfriend up for grabsโ€ผ๏ธ Stated heโ€™s not hungry when Iโ€™ve been waiting for him to get off work to eat.. ๐Ÿ™ƒ


This old man is staring at me at the dentist. Like put his chair in front of me and is staring... send help.


Never realized how fucked it is to have to apologize to someone for your own depression..


Everyone: โ€œeveryone has a right to their own opinion.โ€ Me: (has opinion) Everyone: โ€œomg youโ€™re such an asshole.โ€ Me:.... what ๐Ÿ˜’


I have to work tonight and I still havenโ€™t napped... midnights are gonna kill me this summer ๐Ÿ˜ญ


I wonder how quickly I can get drunk when I get off at 4am ๐Ÿค”


My boyfriend is snoring so FUCKING loud. I might go to prison.. ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Yโ€™all my boyfriend is on some other level of drunk tonight... SOS ๐Ÿ˜‚


โ€œDonโ€™t drink on this medicationโ€ is that just a suggestion? Cause ima drink.. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ


Pretty sure my boyfriend has already planned a trip for him and I. He isnโ€™t even back from his vacation.. ๐Ÿ™ˆ


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