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Me and Jason could be besties. I could like, teach him how to surf or somethin'. But if you insist. I guess I can wait...
damn. but it would be so fun. /We/ could be the camp killers for once.
but, babe, she deserves to die...
"Fantasy is just reality but a little more wild, man. You never know what shits gonna happen." "Universe is a fucked up place."
"Of course not. Who would ever do a thing like that?" "Blondes like you just tend to go missing at weird ass camps like these in the movies I watch. I'd hate for you to just, like, become some dumb cliche."
"Gosh, lady. I'm not sure I'm the person you should be saying this shit to..."
"Confirmed by anyone who matters."
"I'm the opposite, sweetheart, your eyes must be broken."
"Oh you're just asking for it..."
"I just love, Deb. Want to weed out the worst in her life and get rid of it for her..." "That's a lot more pleasant than the nails on a chalkboard you're imitating, Tatum fucking Jr."
"Oh. Well, like, you sound bitchy."
"Deb has even more friends that aren't me..." "I thought I was the popular one."
He has so many people to think for him, why would he ever need to?
"Damn. My girlfriend is, like, the best person in the world. Fuck everyone else. You can all fuck off compared to her. Like, why do you even try ya' know?"
Mission accomplished! I'm the greatest dumbass ever!
Aren't you proud, my tiny, badass, intelligent girlfriend?
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