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We are now intubating patients on the floor. And people are dying in the ED bc they can’t get an ICU bed fast enough. Yet, the general public still doesn’t care. Mind boggling. 🤯
Lol coworkers asking why I am up so early on our group chat. Bold of them to assume I slept. Nightshift for lyfe
If there’s one thing I’m going to do, it’s take some shit personally
And the Dundie for Best Inauguration Outfit goes to:
jennifer lopez in me in her fifties my twenties
I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity
i will not accept a hint, i will act dumb until you say it with your chest.
I leave a terrible shift at work just to get a flat tire....on a tire I bought yesterday...
hi, mom? can you come pick me up? everyone here has covid and we’re running out of beds.
We’re like 1 million cases away from this guy intubating you in a hospital storage closet, so wear a mask please.
Dear 57% of America...there's another candidate on all 50 state ballots. #VoteLibertarian #Debates2020
Retweet this and we'll tell you how awesome you are. 🎉
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