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If I'm tweeting it's because I'm killing time while working out in between sets. Advocate of humor, rationality, and personal responsibility. Don't be weak.
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Humor is one of the great joys of life!
I wonder what future generations will think of the current trend of self diagnosing oneself with mental disorders in order to climb a few more rings up the intersectional victim hierarchy... I guess every era has its pathologies. But this seems especially perverse.
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A lot of people think willpower is an actual thing. It isn’t. There are only competing thirsts.
The far left hates everyone, themselves included!
Every year on this date, Gilbert sent out the same tweet. Let’s pass it around. "Dear Hitler happy birthday you’re dead and the Jews run the world haha”
I'm sorry to hear about the loss of Gilbert Gottfried, the former voice of your duck mascot-- I am sure you are all experiencing a tsunami of grief right now...
Gilbert — the funniest person of our lifetime is gone. It was an honor to have been near that level of genius. So goddamn fucking funny. Completely original. Goodbye you fucking genius. Goodbye to my friend.
My eyes got watery while watching a lecture about Claudius.
How do you learn about the ancient Romans and end up liking anything about them? I admire the best parts of ancient Greece, but the Romans sucked ass.
I bet people living outside of the English speaking world can appreciate Shakespeare better than English speakers because when they read his it is translated into language they can understand.
The Internet is seriously wild as F… lol
Today I got a tick out in the woods that I didn't find until I woke up around 12 hours later. I told my BF that I waited until winter to go into the woods again because this is what happened last time. Then he told me it was Spring and that I don't know seasons or seasonings...
Another apologist for weakness and fragility attempts to undermine the noble trait of having a sense of humor. This disgusts me and I have contempt for the author and all who think like her. I won't make a joke here. I'll just express my disdain as a blunt assertion. Fuck off.
Really wish @joerogan was the comic who told the joke about Will’s wife last night.
So here is what's happening... What I see is people attempting to exaggerate the level of pain endured by Jada Smith as a consequence of her baldness in order to justify Will Smith's cringey and violent reaction to Chris Rock's joke. It ain't working.
I've sharted twice on this sofa in the past two days. It ain't gonna happen again. No more waking up my BF to take a quick shower in the middle of the night after carefully inspecting my britches. Damn you kale smoothies!
I'm not a biologist so I wished both my parents a happy Mother's Day. #progress
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