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Justin Michael Terry 🙃

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Writer - Actor - Human - Robot

Justin Michael Terry 🙃 reposted

We are back!! @secretmovieclub is at it again with Italian Jaws rip-off, The Last Shark, and we will be there live dubbing all new dialogue. It’ll be ridiculous. Please join if you feel safe. We love you all! Liberate your laughter. secretmovieclub.com/calendar/the-l…


If you believe @realDonaldTrump didn't hear "white power" in the video he shared, you're a racist PoS. Your bloodline should've died out in 1918, when your shitty grand and great grandparents were also probably not wearing masks. Sadly, you dumb racist f**ks are still around. Ugh


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Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor



A lot of talk about Quarantinis during this period of self isolation, and hardly any talk of Gas Flasks... I'm doing fine, by the way. #gasflask #quarantini #selfquarantine #quarantine #selfisolation #covid_19instagram.com/p/B_tGALzJiAD/…


#Denver quarantine protesters, figure it out you dumb shits. #WearMasks and go home. #yousuck and are #shameful just.... be better. Ugh.


#silverlake and #echopark residents have decided that face masks are the new "yes, I'm a shit head" fashion statement to wear around your neck. #ugh #coronavirus #facemasks #QuarentineLife #stupidity #dumbcountry


This pandemic really puts the Vons monopoly game in perspective. Those smaller prizes feel really, really big now.


A lot of people are doing the first name glamour shot challenge. Without picking and choosing, these are, literally, the first five images that showed up for Justin glamour shot. Enjoy. #glamour #firstnameinstagram.com/p/B-K7a1dJWXo/…


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MONDAY 10pm @SecondCityLA we get to play with @roundhousetwit and good times will be had by all. #gbggs #comedy #sweetbits #hotnights #cancunsummers #breakneckspeed #easyhandling @ Second City Hollywood instagram.com/p/B84bmqppNqC/…


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See you this Sunday!@ucbtla Improv. Action. Comedy. @resistancecmdy

DerekMears's tweet image. See you this Sunday!@ucbtla 
Improv. Action. Comedy. 
@resistancecmdy
DerekMears's tweet image. See you this Sunday!@ucbtla 
Improv. Action. Comedy. 
@resistancecmdy

Justin Michael Terry 🙃 reposted

GET EXCITED! The award-winning comedy team of @ryanmarsico and @Justimpro, otherwise known as @reddoorguys, are playing the next Game Night! Grab your tickets now before you spend all your money on Valentine’s Day -… instagram.com/p/B8jkwUhpgiW/…


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Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy. Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. Congrats to all my friends who got nominated, especially Mama.

AdamSandler's tweet image. Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy.
Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. 
Congrats to all my friends who got nominated, especially Mama.

Justin Michael Terry 🙃 reposted

Wow what a decade. In 1509 I started harvesting grains. My father bought me a wife and we had 9 kids (6 lived!) the grains went rotten so we started planting corn. Then the corn rotted too. I learned nothing and still can’t read. Over the next ten years I plan to die.


Spoiler Alert: "Ho Ho Ho, you son of a fish." Is what the kid hero says before destroying Santa Jaws... A shark with Christmas light teeth, a candy cane narwhal horn and a Santa hat on his fin.... What a time to be alive. #Syfy #ChristmasEve #thankyousyfy #HappyHolidays


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