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If someone had a positive impact on your life, you should tell them. They might not know, might need to hear it, or could be gone too soon
Me to the judge at sentencing: Double it and give it to the next person
On her very BEST day, Clarissa explained like a small portion of it…
If you’re going to tell me the single thing I know definitively about women (that many if not most of them want three different beverages at all times) is untrue I’m going to start questioning my whole reality
P-o-u-t-i-n-e
I ask this with kindness in my heart, but who is telling these women that their lips look good like that? I accidentally offered someone Benadryl today because I thought they got stung by a bee
Sometimes I can’t tell if people are just being nice or if they really think that terrible tattoo artist is making good stuff…. I get that art is subjective but come on
I’m pretty sure when end stage capitalism creates a situation where average millennials can’t afford an iced coffee 4-7 days a week that will finally be the impetus for revolution
Yesterday a 14 year old said I had a “flat booty” when I was doing a plank. Utterly devastating, still haven’t recovered
am thinking back to when the Brooklyn media elite crowd snarkily berated #DontLookUp for supposedly being too heavy handed and unrealistic
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
Plz, Plz, Can you accept my invitation so that I can get free cash? temu.com/s/9ye4zMPERqon…
Todays particular version of a capitalist hellscape is sitting in various airports working from a laptop waiting on delayed flights and missing connections…. Love it here
‘i love you’ ★☆☆☆☆ ‘What means more to me is honor and loyalty and character. These are the reasons I serve you, Lady Kryze. Your song has not yet written. I will serve you until it is.’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Absolutely no rules at the airport. Money has no meaning, people laying in the floor, totally normal to drink booze and eat Doritos/pizza before 7am… Modern day Deadwood
What’s Princess Leia’s favorite Jason Derulo song?
Lady Kryze, you’re song is not yet written, and I will serve you until it is! Literal tears in my eyes, hell yeah @kateesackhoff @dave_filoni @Jon_Favreau @RickFamuyiwa
30 and up Twitter, drop a picture with your actual age! I’m 39
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