Kurt, Esq.
@KBanowsky
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I know there’s a lot going on right now, but pretty disappointed in @ticketmaster, who decided that I deserved Mon night (8/10)tix to @littlebigtown in exchange for my Sat night (5/2) tix. Why not exchange Sat (5/2) for Sat (8/8)? Traveling to Denver and Mon doesn’t work.
Okay, so if a picture of a cow skiing doesn’t indicate @RobGronkowski, I can’t read the clues. #TheMaskedSinger
Upon further review, perhaps the @dallascowboys should just kick the opening kickoff out of bounds every week. #DallasCowboys #DALvsLAR
Rottweiler is gotta be someone who played a football player. “Fantasy football” anybody? Friday night lights? Anyone got a clue who was on that show? #maskedsinger
Hey, @deepellumbrewco, should I be worried about this in my cans of Deep Ellum IPA? Taste is not off...
My mom turned 85 on Monday. Getting out in the rain to retrieve her @dallasnews out of the gutter is getting tougher and tougher. If she's lucky, it at least makes it into her yard. Most days she's not so lucky. #TryHarder
“To come to Oklahoma was a dream come true – it was an absolute, unbelievable blessing out of the blue.” OU's 10th President William Banowsky has died, leaving a legacy of growth and prosperity while at the university: bit.ly/2WcYlsU
1st half Official headline: @UVAMensHoops plays great defense. Reality: @TexasTechMBB can’t shoot tonight.
So, just learning that the rest of the country must call the #RedRaiders “Texas Tech.” All I ever heard them called was “Tech.” Seriously. It’s irritating to hear. #Tech
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