I bought an Oura Ring to track my sleep. The way it works is I sleep poorly and then wake up in the morning and it tells me I slept bad and offers no insight on how to fix it.
So good…
Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed Woke up and it had: • Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance) • Divorced my wife (I got the house) • Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do…
Don’t forget to leave yalls sinks drippin this weekend
This is what your soul needs, not Dubai.
Thanks to Trump, the Toyota Helux Champ will soon be available in the United States. It will be under $20K. Toyota and Honda's most competitive priced vehicles are now legal in the US
Ilhan Omar said she doesn’t mind being deported. “I’m grown; I can live wherever.”
I think about this several times per day. 🤣
Just did an awful job of wiping, absolutely botched it, sadly no way to fix this so I’m just going to walk around stinking and stanking
Your trail cam when you decide to sleep in:
In the old seal you see a cross with wings. This is the crest of the father of Texas Stephen F Austin. The cross a nod to his family’s historic role in the crusades, the wings a nod to St. Austin. Behind the crest the state capitol, nodding to the city of Austin’s status in…
The new Austin city seal is deeply terrible. If you have ever wondered why so many states and cities change their flags and symbols to this garbage the answer is that there is a community of people that is "into" redesigning them and they have the worst taste imaginable
You gotta love this kid’s excitement. 😄
Rep. Ilhan Omar: 2019 net worth: -$45,000 2025 net worth: $30 million Congressional salary: $174,000 Hmmm…. Really makes you think….
NEW - U.S. is in a "sex recession," with adults (18yr-64yr) reporting weekly sex dropping from 55% in 1990 to 37% in 2024, young adults are most affected.
i can’t wait to start a family and make my kids do all the chores so i can make more time to focus on my drinking
Psilocybin is a poison that makes you drawn to nature so you shit and die in the woods to feed the fungi.
Psychedelics used to be so edgy to talk about. Now, federal tax $ is used to study their effects in mice & there are human clinical trials completed & ongoing. People are discussing psilocybin for longevity. MDMA & ibogaine likely to gain FDA approval soon. Things. Have. Changed.
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
The administration invited influencers to the White House, handed them binders that said "Epstein Files: Phase 1," and staged a photo op outside with the binders. Now Trump calls the whole thing a dumb hoax. There is just no way for an honest person to look at this set of facts…
United States Tendências
- 1. Phil N/A
- 2. Groundhog Day N/A
- 3. Savannah Guthrie N/A
- 4. SSPX N/A
- 5. Jelly Roll N/A
- 6. Nancy Guthrie N/A
- 7. Trevor Noah N/A
- 8. #MondayMotivation N/A
- 9. San Ramon N/A
- 10. Iwo Jima N/A
- 11. Good Monday N/A
- 12. Bad Bunny N/A
- 13. Turismo N/A
- 14. Billie Eilish N/A
- 15. Hollywood N/A
- 16. HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT BTS N/A
- 17. Gus Malzahn N/A
- 18. Woodstock Willie N/A
- 19. Daniella Cabello N/A
- 20. #LaSayonaEpstein N/A
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