Kay.kidesu
@K_SayWhat
I have exactly two brain cells and both of them are competing for third place. All my (re)tweets are cries for help.
Dit vind je misschien leuk
I actually prefer being around people who know how to code switch. There’s a time and a place for everything.
In your 20s, you might be doing everything right and things still don’t work out and that’s ok!
the devil couldn’t reach me so he made me feel like i don’t belong anywhere
“in your 20s it is very important that you..” stfu please stfu im only 21 but i’ve made all the mistakes that you’re trying to warn me about please leave me alone
where is the gareeb hindustani’s khoon paseene ka money - karl marx
the devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me a dust allergy and made me live in india
i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”
the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information i’ve retained about them just from listening
I hate it when any sort of criticism against your local govt is met with "what have you done for the country 🤓👆"... like im entirely accountable for anything i do at the place i get paid to work at, u would think that would hold true for someone who draws salary from YOUR money
i miss when 500 was a lot of money
I used to angry react to anything my coworkers said but had to stop because every message I sent in a group would get 10 angry reacts in return. I created a toxic work environment
sister, that’s the smell of suspended particulate matter
we need to bring back the setting our friends up culture
The trick to life is finding the right thing to be miserable and brooding about
seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. like what happen buddy?
sorry i never responded to your text, i’ve been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up
I just said hi to a crow and he literally cawed at me so fuck you guys I got better friends now
May an unexpected light guide you through the next clusterfuck.
Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.
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