Thick-Thighed Nightmare
@KalebVarney
I have a kid. I have a job. And diabetes.
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Good morning sunshine. The earth says hello
The idea of gentle parenting confuses me because what other kind of proper parenting is there?
That one time me and Ciera had to go in separate rooms to masturbate while on vacation because we were getting grumpy
This shouldn’t be funny, but it’s absolutely sending me😭
Broke people will have every money sending app available, but have no money.
Refusing meds because I like to feel a little cooky sometimes💞
No person on earth has the power to piss me off like this couple
Just found out the person who wrote “Jerome” by Lizzo is a white man who looks like he has a blue collar job
willem arondeus hid hundreds of jews while being openly gay in the 1940's when the nazis executed him by firing squad for it his last request was to not be blindfolded so the world could see homosexuals weren't cowards he died so ignorant motherfuckers like you could whine
If WWII happened now rather than in the 1940s we would be screwed. From what I have read a good portion of our fighting force would be busy playing with dolls.
Kissing with my eyes open because I want to make sure yours are closed
At pretty much every point in that post you can clearly tell it’s a transphobic person who typed this as propagate their own ideas. The meds don’t cost that much, a doctor won’t waste an hour giving a child a non-vital med, and don’t get me started on the “it’s just not fair”
Maunchausen Mommy bribes “son” with money to take “his” chemical castration drugs. Evil. Sick. Beyond comprehension that a mother could do this to her child. This is child abuse, and it needs to start being treated as such.
I kind of get the point about restaurant seating because if I’m with someone big then I’m the first to ask for a table rather than a booth. Most booths don’t move and I don’t want them to be uncomfortable and squished.
Maunchausen Mommy bribes “son” with money to take “his” chemical castration drugs. Evil. Sick. Beyond comprehension that a mother could do this to her child. This is child abuse, and it needs to start being treated as such.
I deal with some of the goofiest goofballs conducting interviews. This person has hashtags on their resume. Be fucking for real plz
If it ain’t about the moneyyy
“First thing on my list go figure, it’s a brand new John Cena action figure”
One of my biggest fears is being in a blood sugar crisis, which can look similar, and someone recording me like this. Even bigger fear is passing out in public and someone thinking I need narcan
Taco Bell employee appears to be high or on something while working 😳
Tell me how my mom got the nail tech to come to her job😭
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