KatSlater10's profile picture. Kat Slater- filth weasel of walford. sucker of Derek's bangers. blows like the wind and anything not squirted into a wine glass is swallowed. total gunt. parody

Kat Slater

@KatSlater10

Kat Slater- filth weasel of walford. sucker of Derek's bangers. blows like the wind and anything not squirted into a wine glass is swallowed. total gunt. parody

Shows getting so fackin boring!! No ones smashed my frothy pancake for a while and given me a white beard !! #EastEnders


Went to the lottery office in Walford to collect my £1m. Cunts told me if I blew them off I could either lose it all or double it. Did it


What time is it? Time for my custard cannoning !! #EastEnders


I just had a cock shower in the vic !! Ian Beale sprayed up my leg and forced his raging pee pee into my stink wrinkle #EastEnders


I want to open a bar in Spain because the more men I serve, the chance I have of being stretched like an old leotard #EastEnders


It's 1010 and I've still got Patrick in my bed !!!


Just woke up in beales plaice with a smell of fish. Turns out Alex had sprayed my face #EastEnders


Sonia and Martin? Neva. Last night he sucked my titties then white washed me fackin cats back the mucky cunt. #EastEnders


Go in sylvie, bite that cunt like Suarez and show her who's boss !!! Fuck babe #EastEnders


New dulux paint range called the "Kat slater". It's fucking drip dry


Aunt babe is an aids ridden shaved fucking ewok with a man wanger the horrible little roger hunt #EastEnders


Ain't babe is a poisonous fucking cunt. Given half a chance I'd smash her gammon flaps with a fire extinguisher the gritty ewok #EastEnders


You took jack!! When you wos in Ibiza I suppose, you fucking egg sacks !!! #EastEnders

KatSlater10's tweet image. You took jack!! When you wos in Ibiza I suppose, you fucking egg sacks !!! #EastEnders

My thong that hides my thing. Stinking, weeping and horrid. Like a zombie Virgin Mary #EastEnders


Towards the end of tonight's episode, Max pulls my thing aside and probes my Japanese flag to the hilt. Muggy cunt #EastEnders


Max has me for sale at the car lot. It says 9995 on the road. That's the amount of times my pancakes been smashed in one week #EastEnders


I'm going to start sucking the shiny lid of Max's pee pee shaft in coming episodes. I love spunk dribbling down me boat #EastEnders


Look at this- Kat Moon is sucking off a horse on youporn the dirty rotter !!!! She'd suck the chrome off a tailpipe

KatSlater10's tweet image. Look at this- Kat Moon is sucking off a horse on youporn the dirty rotter !!!! She'd suck the chrome off a tailpipe

Better not tell ronnie that I sucked Charlie dry when she was in Ibiza at the 2006 chill out party. #EastEnders


Just phoned Pizza Hut and they asked me if I wanted stuffed crust. I said "no but you stuff my clowns pocket you mucky cunt". #pizzahut


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