Kat Slater
@KatSlater10
Kat Slater- filth weasel of walford. sucker of Derek's bangers. blows like the wind and anything not squirted into a wine glass is swallowed. total gunt. parody
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Shows getting so fackin boring!! No ones smashed my frothy pancake for a while and given me a white beard !! #EastEnders
Went to the lottery office in Walford to collect my £1m. Cunts told me if I blew them off I could either lose it all or double it. Did it
I just had a cock shower in the vic !! Ian Beale sprayed up my leg and forced his raging pee pee into my stink wrinkle #EastEnders
I want to open a bar in Spain because the more men I serve, the chance I have of being stretched like an old leotard #EastEnders
Just woke up in beales plaice with a smell of fish. Turns out Alex had sprayed my face #EastEnders
Sonia and Martin? Neva. Last night he sucked my titties then white washed me fackin cats back the mucky cunt. #EastEnders
Go in sylvie, bite that cunt like Suarez and show her who's boss !!! Fuck babe #EastEnders
New dulux paint range called the "Kat slater". It's fucking drip dry
Aunt babe is an aids ridden shaved fucking ewok with a man wanger the horrible little roger hunt #EastEnders
Ain't babe is a poisonous fucking cunt. Given half a chance I'd smash her gammon flaps with a fire extinguisher the gritty ewok #EastEnders
My thong that hides my thing. Stinking, weeping and horrid. Like a zombie Virgin Mary #EastEnders
Towards the end of tonight's episode, Max pulls my thing aside and probes my Japanese flag to the hilt. Muggy cunt #EastEnders
Max has me for sale at the car lot. It says 9995 on the road. That's the amount of times my pancakes been smashed in one week #EastEnders
I'm going to start sucking the shiny lid of Max's pee pee shaft in coming episodes. I love spunk dribbling down me boat #EastEnders
Look at this- Kat Moon is sucking off a horse on youporn the dirty rotter !!!! She'd suck the chrome off a tailpipe
Better not tell ronnie that I sucked Charlie dry when she was in Ibiza at the 2006 chill out party. #EastEnders
Just phoned Pizza Hut and they asked me if I wanted stuffed crust. I said "no but you stuff my clowns pocket you mucky cunt". #pizzahut
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