Mother in law is not handling Netflix’s new single household rule well. What are they teaching people about identity theft on Fox News?! Holy shit.
I feel like @Andy is trying to manage the @VanderpumpRules cast in this reunion like how @andersoncooper tries to manage Andy Cohen on CNN’s New Years special—and I am here for it! #VanderpumpRules
Currently listening to my husband argue with his mother on abortion rights. Really proud of the feminist I’ve raised in him.
Hi @Patriots - My 5-1 Fantasy team is down 0.34 points. Stevenson #38 has been doing great for both of us tonight. Can y’all maybe put him in for just like one or two short plays in Q4? I appreciate you taking this into consideration.
OU, Hogs, Jags and my 4-0 Fantasy team all lost this week. One of those I’m a little more depressed about than the others…
Ah nothing quite like the feeling of opening your student loan account that you’ve been paying on for 9 years to see you owe $7,000 more than you thought—but even better it’s $9,000 more than you owed when you first started making payments. 😵💫
In the college admissions world, I had to explain the meaning of a deadline today. We told you what we were going to do, if you didn’t do what we asked, by a specific day and time. Reply “I don’t understand…” Future is looking bright corporate America. Get ready.
Hi @Delta - I’m trying to upgrade my seats (for tomorrows flight) and it keeps trying to charge me double. Could you all assist, please? Thank you!!
Hi @Delta - We’re flying with you all to Rome Tuesday night (YAY!!!). Is it possible to upgrade our seats to business class? If so, how? (Flight Delta 66) I thought this would be a fun way to surprise my husband! 💙
Number 1 recommendation for getting over COVID is to rest. I don’t know what to do. I haven’t rested since high school. I’ve checked my email every 2 minutes. I’m just supposed sit here alone with my thoughts. No thanks.
Anyone else have that one in-law that just really thinks they are the absolute best while just being a real bitch to you? Highly considering commenting on their birthday photo album “Happy birthday, time flies when you’re a piece of shit.”
“I’m an archeologist. The deader the better.” - Someone in my Civil Discourse/Ethics meeting. Excuse me, sir—what?
Can we get a channel that is just @CNN “30 seconds of calm” commercials but on repeat 24 hours a day? Mental health could really use “30 second of calm” for the foreseeable future.
One time I had a fever for 12 hours during a 16 hour work day and she stopped me, told me I needed to stop working *now* and go to bed. 100% probably would have worked myself to death had she not. Everyone needs an Ally DeGol™️.
one time Ally DeGol™️ gave me her conditioner because i was poor and im so sorry you lames dont have her in your life
Currently listening to my husband explain to his mother how to attach a document to an email. “No, you don’t have to sync anything, you just click attach.” I am dying. 🤣
It is 2022. Please explain to me why Groundhog Day is still a holiday taken very seriously by people. Vaccines created by chemists can’t be trusted, but a groundhog with no formal training determines our change in seasons.
Drunk @CNN is what I’ve been waiting for since January 6. Give @donlemon some tequila. Let @andersoncooper giggle and talk about his son. Let @Andy supervise. YES! Cheers to you all! You deserve it! #CNNNYE
Getting our dishwasher delivered today and it’s like 6 hours late. I tell Nick not to slow them down by chatting with them too much. Just heard “hey man I saw your socks, you a Jags fan?” WTF Nicholas.
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