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Kate Vatter

@KateVatter

Sandwich lover. Co-host of @xoxoriverPOD. Openly hostile.

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They say you should never meat your gyros.


Space Jam soundtrack fan on the social media team thriving.

Hit ‘em High (The Martian’s Anthem). #RepBX

Yankees's tweet image. Hit ‘em High (The Martian’s Anthem). 

#RepBX
Yankees's tweet image. Hit ‘em High (The Martian’s Anthem). 

#RepBX
Yankees's tweet image. Hit ‘em High (The Martian’s Anthem). 

#RepBX
Yankees's tweet image. Hit ‘em High (The Martian’s Anthem). 

#RepBX


I hope new pope can skateboard. Would be cool and fun.


Not gonna have to ask what the slur translates to this time I guess.


The @Ticketmaster queue for lady gaga isn’t going down


My media literacy definitely drops when I’m tired, but the Sandler bit did not appear to be anything beyond “this is how Sandler dresses for most things and we this is a way to slip in that Bill Skarsgard is tall,” with that Chalamet bit thrown in for fun in the moment.


“You let your cat in your bed?” Brother, my cat’s my emergency contact.


The Emilia Perez stans haven’t seen the other front runners. It’s just the easiest to stream.


Unfortunately, seeing Fat Joe perform live three times in one week is becoming my entire personality.


They should have a no fly version of the Wicked movie that airs randomly at different screenings.


This one feels personal.

A team losing a game is not a "disaster." Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs." A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points. If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than…



It’s “I Hope I Get It” in the background for me

Becky Hammond has going absolutely apeshit on Kelsey Plum during this last timeout



Just to circle back on this, I saw it 4 times.

What if I go see Twisters a third time



It has been for a few years now. The People don’t want to hear it, and we all know it isn’t seasons 4-8 good, but it’s good.

This is not some fanmade shitpost. This is an actual clip from the season 36 premiere. Folks... ...I think The Simpsons is good again and I'm not sure how to handle that.



“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs. The people that came in. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating – they’re eating the pets of the people that live there.” “People on television say…” The people on television:

KateVatter's tweet image. “In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs. The people that came in. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating – they’re eating the pets of the people that live there.” “People on television say…”

The people on television:

Sometimes you really think you have someone pinned down (as vampire or mortal) and then Dracula (actual) comes in and blows your mind.

Celebrity Vampire Inquests are OPEN! Curious if CCH Pounder is a vampire (she is)? What about Enrique Iglesias (mortal)? Hello, I am Dracula, and I am revealing all I know about which of your favorite stars are and are not vampires. Please leave inquiries in the comments below.

DraculaActual's tweet image. Celebrity Vampire Inquests are OPEN!

Curious if CCH Pounder is a vampire (she is)? What about Enrique Iglesias (mortal)?

Hello, I am Dracula, and I am revealing all I know about which of your favorite stars are and are not vampires. Please leave inquiries in the comments below.


Everyone in the replies acting like they wouldn’t immediately try to make direct eye contact with their bestie if something wild like this was unfolding in front of them.

Celebrity Vampire Inquests are OPEN! Curious if CCH Pounder is a vampire (she is)? What about Enrique Iglesias (mortal)? Hello, I am Dracula, and I am revealing all I know about which of your favorite stars are and are not vampires. Please leave inquiries in the comments below.

DraculaActual's tweet image. Celebrity Vampire Inquests are OPEN!

Curious if CCH Pounder is a vampire (she is)? What about Enrique Iglesias (mortal)?

Hello, I am Dracula, and I am revealing all I know about which of your favorite stars are and are not vampires. Please leave inquiries in the comments below.


Basically held court at a party last night explaining to the masses that the plot of IF was basically the same as the plot of Detective Pikachu. Detective Pikachu was just way better.


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