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It will take 0.3 seconds for ortho bros to start wearing these with no shirt underneath
Never forget when Tom Izzo lost his shit wearing an adorable holiday sweater
I’m a Spartan through and through but I don’t think there’s ever been a player on an opposing team that I’ve loved more than Boo Buie!
Big Ten Officials Shut Down “No Means No” Chants From Wisconsin Band During Free Throws By Illinois Guard Charged With Sexual Assault #BigTenTournament #NCAATournament whiskeyriff.com/2024/03/17/big…
Me and @KatiRaymor made a playlist of the shit we were listening to back in college and not gonna lie…shit goes hard
Even @ericchurch had something to say about @MorganWallen’s bald head. He changed the lyrics in Mr. Misunderstood from “grew out my hair” to “shaved my hair”. Well played.
Solve a debate for me and my friend - who was on your drummer's shirt? Was it Alan Jackson?
Izzo getting pissed off while in this outfit is hilarious
Surgeon: We’re almost done — just going to have the med student close. Anesthesia:
640 am waiting for day shift to relieve you.
"I’ve got more on the line than a lot of guys. A lot of guys can play because it’s fun, and don’t get it twisted, basketball is fun. I have a family, I’ve got two children, I have a wife, I've got more on the line."
One thing we know for sure from this election is that political polling is about as useless as an Orthopaedic surgeon at a stroke code.
US flu deaths 2015-16: 23,000 US flu deaths 2016-17: 38,000 US flu deaths 2017-18: 61,000 US flu deaths 2018-19: 34,200 US flu deaths 2019-20: 24,000 US COVID deaths in 6 months: 162,000
Text from mom. I see nothing unreasonable here.
This is absurd. Health care workers are not stealing surgical masks. Now pens? Yeah. Those little toothpaste samples for patients? Maybe. A nurse’s stethoscope? Once or twice. But never masks.
Thank you everyone for your incredible messages of support and encouragement.♥️ Many of you asked what it was like in the ER right now. I want to share a bit with you. Please RT: A Day in the Life of an ER Doc - A Brief Dispatch from the #COVID19 Frontline:
People laughing about me working in the ICU in case of emergency but I did 2 months of ICU intern year. I know what the job entails: - do what nurses say - don’t touch anything - sleep for 12 minute increments under a desk in the work room - weep silently - winter’s formula
Any history of heart problems? Pt: No But it says here you've had bypass surgery Pt: yeah so now I don't have heart problems It says here you take pills for high blood pressure Pt: yeah so now my blood pressure is normal Ok so no heart problems. Got it 🤷
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