Kayla Ann Goodrich
@KaySaff
I like my coffee iced, my days rainy, and anything the color blue.
I just want to be “I’m hosting a meet-up at my local Trader Joe’s” level of famous.
*overheard while watching Daniel Tiger with O* @ScottGoodrich_ : “This is your mom’s favorite episode because she feels two feelings at the same time a LOT. Or more like all the feelings.” ....okay rude. But true. Just one more thing for O’s therapy jar. 🙃
Owen keeps pointing to Michael Scott and saying, “Daddy!” and I’m not sure if I should think it’s funny or disturbing? Plz advise.
Anyone else remember when my Xanga header was, "Every kiss begins with Kay...la"??? Just needed y'all to share in my retroactive embarrassment for a quick sec.
hi yes hello I forgot about Twitter. don’t mind me as I creep on the past year and like all the things.
Dear OK Legislature, was it hard doing your job in overcrowded conditions? Was it frustrating for other people’s choices to impact your ability to do your job? Welcome to OUR lives. See you tomorrow! #oklaed #oklaleg
As much as I love this holiday season & all the warm fuzzies, I think the true spirit of American Christmas is best summarized by the woman arguing with the Hobby Lobby cashier over a two cent difference in price on scrap book paper. 🙃🙃🙃
I made Christmas cards that I actually remembered to mail AND mailed them before Christmas. Come at me adulthood. (loljk please don’t I’m not ready.)
Just made three (semi-accurate) sports references in less than 5 minutes. Ready when you are @espn. #SportsFactsWithKayla
Singing Jessica Simpson’s “With You” in the middle of a meeting is a totally normal way to de-stress, right?
Today is brought to you by, "I'm not crying you're crying! lol wait nope you're right I'm crying."
When I dropped Owen off at daycare this morning the other kids started chanting his name. So naturally I cried for 5 minutes because Monday.
Also a conversation about Twitter lead to a conversation about Trump with my Grandma and someone get me out of hereeeeeee
In case you're wondering, ice cream made with Trader Joe's Mocha Joe-Joe's is 🙏👏🙌. I sometimes have good ideas, guys. Just sometimes.
That feeling when your student worker says he didn't know Beyoncé started in Destiny's Child....
Two people over the age of 65 (that I don't know) have liked & shared my FB posts. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm an influencer. 😏😏😏
When you get dressed and go to Target without anyone crying...
Man at the Braum's drive-through just said, "OK, see you tomorrow!" ...clever. Now I feel like I'll disappoint him if I don't go back.
When parents of newborns make it out the door without bodily fluid on them the universe should send free coffee. And donuts. Mainly coffee.
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