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20 Pics Of People Caught In An Agonizing Moment That Will Make You Feel Slightly Less Numbed For Three Seconds!
If you could turn off depression tweets, I'd have to make decisions on a day-to-day basis.
I'm gonna have one glass of wine now and save the rest of the bottle for also now.
How long can you be right on the verge of sneezing? I think I'm on day six now.
I just learned about the word "postjudiced". Seeing how I always know best, it feels like I got my hands on kryptonite.
I'm having some difficulties balancing my time budget. It's weird because my income hasn't changed.
When did the internet become all about telling me I've done everything wrong all my life?
The one thing egg nog enthusiasts, magicians, DEA agents, and satanists can agree on is the turtleneck.
Defrost means "to voluntarily wait salivating for longer than necessary" in microwave.
SPOILER ALERT The Revenant is pretty much when Leo is incapacitated in Wolf of Wall Street except it's a bear and not quaaludes.
S IN SCENE: "You're just the silent letter anyway!" C IN SCENE: "Am not! You're the silent letter, snaky piece of shit!"
The best part of sneezing with headphones on is getting to listen to music at a godzillion decibels for a split second.
This responsibility thing is getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure I don't want any of it.
I suck at flirting. And other eye contact sports such as social interaction.
Me: I have three things to do but only time for one. Brain: Do no things. Me: (sighing with obviously feigned reluctancy) OK then...
[on the phone with customer services] So what would the fee for shipping only be? I'm planning to do all the handling myself.
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