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@KellyCurses
comedian, writer, seamstress, dog lover, karaoke queen, guinea pig Mom, haunted house obsessor.
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Pssst, hey kids *opens trenchcoat* y’all want some dead dinosaur masks
If 2020 were a song it would be only that talking bit in the background of @justinbieber ‘s “Backpack” where the reporter goes “nobody knows what to do we’re all freaking out here”
2009: I’m looking for cedar shavings for my guinea pig cage, please. 2019: Excuse me hi I noticed you don’t carry organic compostable bedding for Teacup Capybaras #glowupchallenge
Oh good they finally put vervain in the water, about time #vampirediaries
I’m in the middle of season 4. Does this get any better? #vampirediaries
It would've been even better if she’d brought her own Bailey! startribune.com/elizabeth-warr…
If I were Jim Carrey I’d be a little butthurt that people keep remaking my best movies. Except The Grinch. That new one’s not gonna be good. At all.
Every time my friends try to pitch The Office to me I’m like “So you’re saying it’s like Pawn Stars... only fake”
In the future they’ll have breathalyzers on your phone that you have to blow into before you make a late night amazon purchase
I want there to be a gym where I can bring my dog and we can have treadmills next to each other
Columnists who claim millennials don’t have any money and are ruining the economy are clearly ignoring the existence of Pokémon
I FUCKING LOVE #ASOUE ON #NETFLIX SO MUCH thank you @ActuallyNPH and team for rebooting this 🖤
#StrangerThings2 The demon exited through Will’s mouth as black smoke? Lolol cue Sam and Dean! #Supernatural
#StrangerThings2 I swear if Steve dies I’m gonna be so mad. I hate that I love him 😍😂😭
#StrangerThings2 Mrs Byers is the only single Mom struggling to make ends meet and these kids are ALWAYS DESTROYING HER HOUSE
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