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Happy to hear I was on Family Guy last night, but bummed the entire scene didn’t make the cut, so watch to the end of the clip. BTW my new book Lions and Scavengers is coming out 9/2 and you’ll be number 3, dumb dog.


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Password Bot Admits It Sometimes Says 'Incorrect Password' On Your First Try Just To Mess With You buff.ly/5VBhBck

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The best game introduction (pause)……..in the world.


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The cross over we didn’t know we needed…😂😂😂


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If I were to be considered for Director of the ATF, in my first 100 days I have a plan to hack, slash, and cripple that agency in ways it could never recover from. And when I’m done, I will ask President Trump to disband the agency entirely.


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A chicken-tractor is a mobile pen with no bottom that allows chickens to be raised on pasture without being eaten by predators. I invented an automated one that runs on sunlight and stores rainwater. It’s powered by a solar panel & capacitors, so I call it the Clucks Capacitor!

RepThomasMassie's tweet image. A chicken-tractor is a mobile pen with no bottom that allows chickens to be raised on pasture without being eaten by predators. I invented an automated one that runs on sunlight and stores rainwater.

It’s powered by a solar panel & capacitors, so I call it the Clucks Capacitor!
RepThomasMassie's tweet image. A chicken-tractor is a mobile pen with no bottom that allows chickens to be raised on pasture without being eaten by predators. I invented an automated one that runs on sunlight and stores rainwater.

It’s powered by a solar panel & capacitors, so I call it the Clucks Capacitor!
RepThomasMassie's tweet image. A chicken-tractor is a mobile pen with no bottom that allows chickens to be raised on pasture without being eaten by predators. I invented an automated one that runs on sunlight and stores rainwater.

It’s powered by a solar panel & capacitors, so I call it the Clucks Capacitor!

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The great and powerful @elonmusk. If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way. For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump. Enjoy the podcast


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How are our writers supposed to compete with real news like this?

Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event trib.al/xKk2QyM

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Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups buff.ly/3NMKgin

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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Released Oct 23 and 24 in 1995. “This ever-curious name came about years before its necessity, hatched as it were as I walked about the rusted grounds of Coney Island; on what was a bracing spring day circa 1991. Once received and noted…

SmashingPumpkin's tweet image. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Released Oct 23 and 24 in 1995.

“This ever-curious name came about years before its necessity, hatched as it were as I walked about the rusted grounds of Coney Island; on what was a bracing spring day circa 1991. Once received and noted…

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If Women Had The Same Rights As Guns


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Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit' buff.ly/3Y8TOsq

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Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger As One Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes buff.ly/4gXmgGw

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Me seeing OnlyFans girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work


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He walked right into that one


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We are excited to announce the release of Kali Linux 2024.3, available for download and update now! This release has been focused on multiple transitions, such as GCC 14, glibc 2.40, and Python 3.12. Please check out the blog post for full details. kali.org/blog/kali-linu…

kalilinux's tweet image. We are excited to announce the release of Kali Linux 2024.3, available for download and update now!

This release has been focused on multiple transitions, such as GCC 14, glibc 2.40, and Python 3.12. Please check out the blog post for full details. 

kali.org/blog/kali-linu…

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It’s Monday heading into 2024’s fourth quarter and it’s important to remember: 1. The 2nd Amendment was created to protect citizens from a hostile government. 2. The 2nd Amendment is all that’s keeping the 1st Amendment in tact. 3. There’s only one reason a government wants to…


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NOT SATIRE: The Babylon Bee Made A Movie January 6: The Most Deadliest Day—coming to your screens October 11.


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