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my toxic trait is that im convinced if i ever saw a wolf or bear in the forest i could get it to be my friend
Dating also funny bc my only 2 requirements are for you to be honest, and you to be yourself. That alone, is hilariously difficult to some.
the rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of being known
some of y’all never had to be the only democrat in your AP gov class and it shows
They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.
Goals.
one time I invited this girl over and we got high and I sat down and explained the entire plot line of Skyrim to her for 45 minutes and she still had sex with me it was unbelievable
everything is about sex except skeeball. skeeball is about power
[watching Ratatouille] me: I think I could do that her: be a chef? me: be manipulated by an animal
Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*
The movie villain. The actual villain.
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