Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account
@Kevin___foster
Parody account of Kevin Foster- possibly the worst MP Torbay ever knew. Ex Secretary of State for Sausage Rolls. Seeking work in the savoury slice industry.
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YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DID IT🍾🍾🍾 What’s the going rate on the doll these days chaps? Off to sign on tomorrow and get a bargain bucket for breakfast. Bliss.
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.
How many selfies outside of Torbay public buildings do I have to take until I get to be MP again?
How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter
Probably @kevin_j_foster. She’s already got more followers than he managed in 9 years as an MP…
I regret to inform twitter that someone is trying to delete Jennie’s wikipedia page. I am absolutely disgusted and saddened by this, and we MUST do something to stop her losing her page! Wikipedia must write an apology to @SteveDarlingMP for trying to hide jennie!
I was so ineffectual at my job I’ve continued doing it despite being sacked and literally nobody notices or cares…
Greggs AND Shoe Zone? I spent five years courting their vote and this is how they repay me
Police have now regained control of the town centre after Greggs, Shoe Zone, Lush and other shops were looted
Didn’t realise Newsnight ran a section for the unemployed
Our new MP’s dog has been on Twitter for 24 hours and already has more followers than the ousted @kevin_j_foster managed in 9 years.
Has nobody had the heart to tell him he lost yet? Pretty weird, even for him.
Realised I couldn’t put my lunchtime sausage rolls on expenses today. Only had 4. Gutted.
I pretended to have a passion for conference level football for a year and this is how the electorate repay me.
OHHHHHHH HELLLLLL YES !!!!!!!!!!
You want picking up in the morning pal? @kevin_j_foster
90 MINUTES TO SEND ME BACK TO COVENTRY.
Me at 10pm when the exit poll hits
Does anybody want to rent an office space in Torre? Comes with a free cut out of my face.
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