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This caller is struggling with contentment. Dave talks on the show about the dangers of comparing your life to someone's highlight reel they're posting on social media.


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origin story for the cavity creeps

The cavity vaccine is finally shipping out to customers. It's very likely that if people use this to replace the Streptococcus mutans in their mouth with this variety that puts out alcohol instead of lactic acid, cavities will become far less common.

cremieuxrecueil's tweet image. The cavity vaccine is finally shipping out to customers.

It's very likely that if people use this to replace the Streptococcus mutans in their mouth with this variety that puts out alcohol instead of lactic acid, cavities will become far less common.


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I tried this in Lost in America. It doesn’t work.

The Jaguars have asked FanDuel to reimburse them for some or all of the approximately $20 million in stolen proceeds a former employee lost on the site, but the company is unwilling to pay. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…



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Other Lincicome Regime decrees: ✅ Independence Day shall be the first Friday of July. ✅ All current Monday holidays shall move to Fridays. ✅ Super Bowl Monday shall be a new federal holiday (& the only Monday holiday).


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This, BTW, is one of the top reasons why Thanksgiving is the best holiday. You always get a 4 day weekend. None of this "celebrate on a Tuesday bc of a meaningless number" stuff. A true holiday!


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When I am King, I shall decree that Halloween always be the last Saturday of October. We must end the mindless numeric fealty!


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Rick Perry always makes it to Oregon before you. Without cholera, dysentery, or oxen. You know what I'm talking about.


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