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This family down the street looks at me like I’m the devil when I speed inside the neighborhood. I get it, you have 5 children to protect, but I have SIX cylinders of my own to care for. You keep your dogs in the front yard and I’ll keep all these horses under the hood.
Night is far from over… only takes one man to get it all back
All good things must come to an end. It was a great 5 year run for prop
Films that would also make good names for your cock & balls: Hot Rod Goodfellas Hobbs & Shaw Mr Magoo Nightcrawler The Shaggy Dog Man of Steel It Comes at Night Black Adam The Predator Oppenheimer The Fugitive Up Winter’s Bone Little Rascals The Big Short There Will Be Blood
Food chains that would also make good names for your cock & balls: Long John Silver The Olive Garden Raising Cane Jersey Mike Little Caesar The Cheesecake factory Jack in the Box In-N-Out Einstein Brothers Hungry Howie Johnny Rocket Lazy Dog The Cracker Barrel
Nah he’s immortal #KingOfNY
Carmelo lost every part of his legacy 😭 Brunson is the new King of New York KD snatched best Olympian Title Bron snatched his Rookie of the Year Harden took his top 10 scoring spot Jokic took his number in Denver
BIG PAAATTTTSSSS!!!! BIG TD FROM 8!!!!! ….You from Boston let’s have a little tea partyyyyyy GRRRR 🫖🫖🫖☕️☕️
Crazy to think… but your uncle used to get spanked when grandma found the sticky Playboys underneath his mattress… today’s kids can just queue up Drake Maye’s highlights and parents are none the wiser… I worry about my son getting addicted to that kind of pornographic material
“Sorry sir, could you repeat that policy number for me?” “Yessum ma’am… it gone be three 0s, followed by an S as in Shtonewall Jackson—bless his heart…then a 1 and a 5 like in that dadgum 15th amendment. Then a B as in Brother… save your flag we gone riiiise again, yee-yee❗️
When I see the asain intern “getting one last deliverable out” at 4:30 before happy hour… buddy, get your skis on let’s hit the damn slopes ❄️ tf did you think this company card was for ?? 😑 #StrictlyBusiness
Damn girl , are you from this jurisdiction ?? 😏 cause that ass holds no legal ground in any judicial proceeding without the lawful seal of approval from a state licensed notary public … 🦦
“I don’t care about what Vegas said” 😤 —Syracuse HC Fran Brown BEFORE upsetting Clemson as 17.5pt underdogs
Excuse me, but I have zero (0) morals when it comes to fantasy. Vick is a free man? Acquired. Domestic violence in Houston … wun of one Mixon it in🤫 A chiefs weapon tees off on his pregnant gf… sorry but I’m not passing up on 19 yards per catch…
Were they retarded… ? Those brothers must’ve been starving
Throughout history, sailors have mistaken Beluga Wales for mermaids because of their human-like knees.
No moments ??
Gene Steratore being the senior rules analyst for NFL & Men’s basketball is generational versatility. Reminiscent of Bo Jackson in his prime…
Goodell’s racist agenda is clearer than glass… Sorry but my eyes are wide open #LamarMVP #RavensFlocc
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