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Brooke

@KickBrooke

Don't trust girls bc we screen shot your messages and send them to each other and laugh at your life


my hobbies include putting my pajama pants on as soon as i get home


How to play flappy bird: 1. Tap 2. Lose 200 times in a row 3. Yell 4. Throw phone across room 5. Cry


They should make a male version of Hooters, where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs. It shall be called Pythons


I hate shaving my legs but i love having shaved legs u feel me


Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection


"Beyoncé was at my wedding"


why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo


where can i order a pretty face


I feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out


2014 means that someone better step the fuck up and date me already


is there like financial aid for concert tickets


how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me


every time I look back at really old conversations with people I just think what the hell was I thinking when I said that


English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever


do u ever just cup your own boob


I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99


I honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny


If your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry


cause of death: lost headphones


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