Fire and ice 🔥🧊 It’s firefall week in Yosemite - an annual reminder of just how amazing and mysterious our planet really is.
“Kim, you’re spacing out again, what’s on your mind?” My mind:
My dad picked up the cat for the first time in a while and he goes “oh my gosh, this cat is THICK” 😭
Asked an ED tech how he was and with the straightest face he said “average” and honestly same
Lying on the couch and my mom scurries across the room with bags of presents to put under the tree saying “close your eyes I’m Santa!!”😂
I just yelled at an actual human being on the phone that I assumed was a scam number I’m so shook!!! sorry Kelly 😭
I frequently remember 13 y/o me in the back of my grandmother’s car passionately singing bed rock and her telling me how good of a singer I am :)
“Maybe I’ll get an AirPod tan line! Now that’s clout.” Words from my actual brother 🙄
Words that actually came out of my mouth tonight: Me: “oh we can squad up for a shift at work” *gets weird look for response* Me: what, y’all never heard of Fortnite? #goodnight
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