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this, or watching my parents jizz on each other. hmmm tough call

Well, someone did it. They made an AI movie. And it’s coming this summer. If the dead-eyed visuals weren’t enough to turn you off, the writing and acting certainly advertise why we still need HUMAN actors, writers and directors involved in the creative process. Now THIS sucks



why Eleanor didnt suck the polio right out of fdr dick? she a baddie

KingMainframe's tweet image. why Eleanor didnt suck the polio right out of fdr dick? she a baddie

oh shit ghandi died? that would have been nice to know CNN


there’s a secret menu at Burger King if you snap your fingers at the cashier when orderring a whopper they top it w/ @werthers_orig


u have plan B for your uterus. I have plan B for mine:

KingMainframe's tweet image. u have plan B for your uterus. I have plan B for mine:

the challenger explosion is extra sad if u know they were set to be the first crew to all jackoff at the same time In space


god zilla needs a proctologist. they need to make sure everything is good in god zillas ass


lamberts: home of thr throwed rolls

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rob lowe sends nudes to all the contestantson the Floor. even the guys!!


Donald trump: waaaaaaahhhh Jo biden: wuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh the American people: WEEEEE #enoughAlready


i can take a bath or I can poor some spaghettios in the tub. Either way theres gonna be a meaty orange ring around some porcelain


the ghostface who finally pops neve Campbell gets a party thrown at their favorite brew pub


the next word they ban is goon. U won’t be able to use goon in 2030


all the animals from splash mountain were white supremacists, AP sources indicated today


when hardrock decalres bankrupt, tryyyyy to outbid me for the keyboard played (& signed) by eddie Murphy in bevarly hills cop. U simply cant and wont


i bought a tesla and it doesnt even give good head. wheres my mercury topaz? now THATcar could suck a mean dick


sick for titties. ill puke if I dont see some melons.


my huge load couldn’t handle this I would have to do a jizz in all the socks

KingMainframe's tweet image. my huge load couldn’t handle this I would have to do a jizz in all the socks

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