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Alexis Clark

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And to whoever hacked my DoorDash and ordered $80 worth of McRibs in Columbus.. count ur fuckin days


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If the mucinex germ and a pitbull had a baby


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The dominant species in a million years gone be digging up our fossils like “where's the feet?"


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AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, TMZ reports.

FilmUpdates's tweet image. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated, TMZ reports.


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Prior to NFL legend Tim Tebow becoming a father, I had never really thought of fathers as humans. Thank you for humanizing fatherhood, NFL legend Tim Tebow.

Pro-life NFL legend Tim Tebow shares a video holding his baby girl while working—humanizing fatherhood. Get married. Have kids.



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"If you wouldn't have attacked them in the middle of the night when they were sleeping, Kaylee would have kicked your f*cking ass." -Heck of a closing statement by Kaylee Goncalves' big sister Alivea.


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yall i fear olandria is too zoned in on her cowboy fantasy and unless fcking shaboozey pulls up she’s not bringing back a man from casa #loveislandsusa


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I feel like huda twists words alot.. you’d tell her “oh huda your clothes looks kind of old” and she would interpret it as “that bit*h said I look like a old woman wearing rags wtf she’s so evil I’m so hurt right now” #LoveIslandUSA


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Jeremiah pulled out a chair for iris and Huda immediately bursted into tears….. #LoveIslandUSA


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“huda put security alarms on the bed incase he moved” nic doesn’t fck with her at ALL #LoveIslandUSA


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cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time


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Unpopular take but Bennett Scheffler using his dad's win to make things "all about him" is not a great look.

Lost in the shuffle of Scottie Scheffler winning the @PGAChampionship I failed to post this moment of Bennett Scheffler standing for the first time (I think). Mom's reaction is so pure. Just adorable. #PGAChampionship #Scheffler



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molly is my parents’ black lab

kenzianidiot's tweet image. molly is my parents’ black lab

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I haaaate the way I talk at work. Why did I just say "Let me have a look-see and I'll get back to you!" Like I would never say that


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protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

The secret’s out of the bag 🍿 Khloud Protein Popcorn available 4/29 on Khloudfoods.com and @target

khloekardashian's tweet image. The secret’s out of the bag 🍿 Khloud Protein Popcorn available 4/29 on Khloudfoods.com and @target
khloekardashian's tweet image. The secret’s out of the bag 🍿 Khloud Protein Popcorn available 4/29 on Khloudfoods.com and @target
khloekardashian's tweet image. The secret’s out of the bag 🍿 Khloud Protein Popcorn available 4/29 on Khloudfoods.com and @target
khloekardashian's tweet image. The secret’s out of the bag 🍿 Khloud Protein Popcorn available 4/29 on Khloudfoods.com and @target


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and it's been SEARED in my lexicon ever since. a foundational text

On this day five years ago, Tyler Wood posted the “Go Piss Girl” edit to the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Memes Facebook group.

knowyourmeme's tweet image. On this day five years ago, Tyler Wood posted the “Go Piss Girl” edit to the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Memes Facebook group.


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Incredibly slow. Please hurry up

Grandmother making homemade ravioli.



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me giving my dog a bath

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED



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a tutorial? I’m doing this tonight

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED



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