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sam

@KirschnerSam

a nonsensical fool

90% sure I’m moving to Florida come April or may and I cannot fucking wait


Think I’m gonna move to Florida and go to a fire academy down there


I think a 75 hard starts Monday


You ever feel so fucking defeated no matter what you try n do


There’s a bar down the street from me with 2.75 domestic bottles and buffalo trace for 5.50 a shot. I’m going to become a regular here so fast


Anyone else kinda really fuckin hate their birthday?


You ever been unhappy for an extended period of time? Don’t recommend it


Who woulda thought it hurts more the second time


Cleveland replacing all of the parking meter signs from 7-6 to 7-10 is just fucked up, right??


Super Bowl is gonna be Houston Seattle book it


Starting to realize part of being a functioning adult is doing shit you don’t wanna do all the time


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You just popped Mario Kart into your Nintendo 64. Your two best friends just arrived. Pizza Hut is on the way. You’re allowed to stay up as long as you want tonight. It’s January 14, 2026 and you desperately need to get a job. It’s getting sad.


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What if mask off by future was like “Kirkocet, Charlie Kirkocet”


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Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game #ElectricFactory


Tillman really just shows up and does nothing. I want that job


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