KrisInColor
@KrisInColor
An ER nurse, who just wants to name crayons.
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I am behind the times with this story as a nurse and single mother during covid….but wow. This story got me…..youtu.be/qP_Nq-mD9No via @YouTube
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Would this Coach recognise his own BROTHER in The Voice? | Journey #95
My toddler put my shoes on my back unprompted. Def only for work. He insists I go to work AND stay home to play with him. To Mamas—you are doing great. These terrorists love us, we always show up❤️❤️❤️ that is what they notice (and footwear,obvi)
My favorite game to play is…where did I hide the remote from my toddler now? #thattwoddlerlife #toddlers #singlemom #momlife
“See, you look some much prettier when you smile” Just fucking stop people with penises. Just stop. #thismeansyou #yesyou #youwiththepenis #notsorry
My toddler’s poop looked like the spinach soufflé my Mom makes for Thanksgiving. I am both ruined and proud. 😳#singlemom #toddlerlife #ifyouknowyouknow
Blue Friday representing from the Virgin Islands 🏈💚🏈💙 #Seahawks #BlueFriday #HawksRISE #onlyweirdifitdoesntwork
MyOhMy....I may be working and I may be far away, but no one is closer in heart than I am to @Mariners 🙌❤️ ⚾️ #1995Vibes #SeattleMariners #Playoffs #TrueToTheBlue #WeGotThis
PSA: I am at zero fucks. I no longer will correct errors in msgs sent. Passing the torch to you, figure that shit out yourself. Thanksgiving 🙏 #zeroducksgiven
Anyone else wonder how bathrobes are doing? It is like the nation woke up one day and collectively phased them out. RIP. #deepthoughts #deeppockets #allaboutthatterrycloth #bathrobelivesmatter #IMissThe90s
And there I was just going wherever I wanted in my 20s, whenever I wanted and my parents just sat at home never knowing where I was…I should prolly call them. Becoming a parent changes you 🫣 #motherhood #parenting #singlemomlife
How many times can my toddler hit his head before he is ineligible for the NFL? #askingforafriend #toddlerlife #singlemom #motherandson #hardknocklife
Philosophy question: at what point does an ‘Oreo’ stop being an ‘Oreo’? #askingformyself #IMissThe90s #simpletimes
Parents policing Disney plot lines for inappropriate social messages, while standing in line to get the new iPhone so their kid can see real ppl send inappropriate messages on the intrawebs…#parentingtips #bebetter #leaveDisneyAlone #fairytalelivesmatter
How exhausted are u in life? Me: keeps seeing movie premiere dates advertised &realizing I spent countless hours wondering why I couldn’t find it to watch on my TV mos ago,release THEN watch. Got it. #exhaustionisahelluvaadrug #singlemomlife #whatyearisitagain #putsFriendsbackon
Toddlers be going around not giving a shit. They be doing yoga poses, back flips, signing checks, and Facetiming with absolute no regard that another human is holding their entire physical existence in their hands. #toddlerlife #twoddler #motherhood #singlemomlife #singlemom
With the right placement your baby monitor can act as surround sound in your home #dontfollowmeformorelifehacks #toddlerlife #twoddler #singlemom #motherhood #mamasmarternotharder
Let me count the reasons I have zero investment in the death of the Queen….#AmInumbOrJustNotRelated 🤷🏻♀️
My toddler made a point to come all the way over to eye scorn me while I was using the bathroom,bc our roomba,”Pluto” got stuck & I am not available to save him. I just wanna be needed they said, it’ll be fun they said. #toddlerlife #singlemomlife #twoddler #justwannapoopinpeace
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