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Kris Simons

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This is probably too weird to put on Twitter but I’m gonna YOLO it: does anyone else feel like sneezing and orgasms are kinda biologically similar.. ish? 🤔


I'm doing consulting work. If you need any fancy smancy custom software or local IT... utoming.com


had to happen. I'm back.


@dp13 @darrenhayes wearesmug.com is down... :( fix please... I had my copy stolen.


Searching names makes my wifey nervous lol


new idea, no more getting hacked. lol, sorry everyone, i'm cleaning it up....


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Judge not thy neighbor's app design after 2 minutes, lest ye's app design be judged similarly.


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We don't run from the past guys, we say f**k it and face it all. Come to terms with your past, be in acceptance..it will set you free!


didn't think it would feel this good to see something I coded on production, but I was wrong! I have a huge smile on my face this AM! #happy


If you see a weird post, it's just me testing something...


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Coders are special. "We are expected to know how to do things we've never done before and estimate how long they will take." @ultrasaurus


Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahahaha!!!! Stayin' Alive on Pandora... I'm grooving as I type away...


sometimes I get to do cool stuff at work, today, working SSRS into a legacy ASP web 'interface,' was not one of those cool things... :(


I love my company... lol, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmhu0KOrrZI


yes, I used my own encryption and compression algorithms. sure, output text is small, but it's doing a lot...


if you think my previous is cool, pass it on to someone who's looking for a SQL developer who will understand.


my new resume, http://pastebin.com/JsBq4Ry7, SQL 2005+


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