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Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her


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Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2



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Do not eat soap.


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The most embarrassing thing about Wordle is that when I don't get it in three I am convinced I am about to learn a brand new word and then it's like...THOSE


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I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”


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I literally can not take online dating anymore how is a guy going to be insane about a Starbucks date ?????

Coll3enG's tweet image. I literally can not take online dating anymore how is a guy going to be insane about a Starbucks date ?????

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I'll bet taking the train is still a much more climate friendly way to commute compared to driving a car, even when you account for the added emissions from the tracks being on fire Some context on the flames btw: edition.cnn.com/2019/01/30/us/…

There's nothing like checking the @railstream camera at A2 and seeing Metra running seamlessly through this snowy weather on a Monday morning! Beat the traffic, no matter the weather, by hopping on Metra. 💯



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i have decided to release my first short film today, it is called, "bike lane" hope u enjoy


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Thinking about earlier today when I was asked if I really like Fall Out Boy or if I just bought their t shirt. Sir, I was lined up outside the concert venue for 7hr to elbow-check my way through my emo brethren to get to the merch table to get this t shirt, watch your mouth.


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my uncle told me before there were cells and wifi he used to straight up look at the yellow pages of every city he visited and pick the first somali name he saw, call them up, and they would show him around all day no questions asked


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hardest breakup i have ever been through to this day is w dairy :( cheese rlly is the one that got away for me


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Have you ever been at a restaurant and Rihanna and A$AP Rocky come and sit down next to you? Because I have. And she smells glorious.


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just found out british people call studying for your driving test “Driving Theory” ???? every single time with these people


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hi can i get an iced latte with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean


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My aunt who has never been married before told my cousin braids aren’t appropriate to wear for her wedding. I asked her what hairstyle did she wear when she got married. Now everyone is yelling. I was just asking a question


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