Kurt Comic
@KurtComic
i perform stand up comedy in Las Vegas Fri & Sat 10pm w @menofsapphireLV show. Dirty Joke Specialist. Click on link below n laugh! http://youtu.be/sZ29wqb02n4
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Ladies! Fri/Sat night come see urz truly strip n perform standupcomedy @MenOfSapphireLV #MagicMikeXXL style Vegas male revue VIP/FREE LIMO
I hate when I miss a spot shaving my balls and don't notice it til later when my balls look like they have a goatee
the thing about girls who "squirt" during sex, is that u never know whether they r comin or goin
Porn Parody title for new horror movie "IT FOLLOWS" should be "IT SWALLOWS" #UreadItHereFirst
Im performin StandUpComedy every Fri+Sat in LasVegas as part of @MenOfSapphireLV 10pm If u wanna come to the show msg me for VIP & FREE LIMO
dear God turning water into air and then back again on a daily basis worldwide is a pretty neat trick thx ur bud Kurt
porn parody of AmericanSniper should b American Snapper n female lead should b military photographer hence double entendre for snapper #gold
Found out my stand up set needs to be 15min long on Sat Mar 14 @SapphireComedy its my first paid comedy gig AND my longest set ever! #stoked
Kurt Lockwood -Me w celebrity @SethGreen (#FamilyGuy) who came to our adultfilmstar stand up comedy show @SapphireLV ”
![hashtagchimps's profile picture. Standup Comedian. 20 Chimps have escaped from a zoo in Edinburgh. I'm the idiot who's gone looking for them. Watch me fail on tumblr [FICTIONAL CHARACTER]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/555775038696083456/iNaMHJJt.jpeg)
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