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Kurt Comic

@KurtComic

i perform stand up comedy in Las Vegas Fri & Sat 10pm w @menofsapphireLV show. Dirty Joke Specialist. Click on link below n laugh! http://youtu.be/sZ29wqb02n4

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Ladies! Fri/Sat night come see urz truly strip n perform standupcomedy @MenOfSapphireLV #MagicMikeXXL style Vegas male revue VIP/FREE LIMO


inside porn joke (both creepy guys named Glen😹)

KurtComic's tweet image. inside porn joke (both creepy guys named Glen😹)

no dark assgasm in the classroom🎶 #SphincFloyd


Coke Skywalker


beauty is in the eye of the beerholder


when she said she was "bi" I had no idea she meant "polar"


they need to shoot a re-make of #SoulMan w #RachelDolezal


I hate when I miss a spot shaving my balls and don't notice it til later when my balls look like they have a goatee


the thing about girls who "squirt" during sex, is that u never know whether they r comin or goin


Porn Parody title for new horror movie "IT FOLLOWS" should be "IT SWALLOWS" #UreadItHereFirst


Im performin StandUpComedy every Fri+Sat in LasVegas as part of @MenOfSapphireLV 10pm If u wanna come to the show msg me for VIP & FREE LIMO


dear God turning water into air and then back again on a daily basis worldwide is a pretty neat trick thx ur bud Kurt


potted meat is pet food for humans


porn parody of AmericanSniper should b American Snapper n female lead should b military photographer hence double entendre for snapper #gold


RIP #LeonardNimoy he lived long n he prospered #Spock


Found out my stand up set needs to be 15min long on Sat Mar 14 @SapphireComedy its my first paid comedy gig AND my longest set ever! #stoked


porn parody title idea for #TheImitationGame THE PENETRATION GAME


Kurt Lockwood -Me w celebrity @SethGreen (#FamilyGuy) who came to our adultfilmstar stand up comedy show @SapphireLV


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