Kyle Gehler
@KyleGehler
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i have nothing but respect for atheist and agnostic folks because genuinely, where do you go when it fucking hurts? when the world feels small and your pain too big for it, where do you go when you choke on your helplessness if not to some divine being....i genuinely dont think
I feel partially to blame for this one
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder for a 2026 Rockets first-round pick and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
Over the last three years … Player A: 366 games, .282/.351/.420, 117 wRC+, 7.5 fWAR Player B: 355 games, .291/.333/.445, 116 wRC+, 8.0 fWAR Player A is Brendan Donovan. Player B is Bo Bichette. Seattle got a very good, underappreciated player who can fill a number of roles.
Since Brendan Donovan debuted in 2022, he is 1 of only 13 hitters with at least a .360 OBP! (min. 2000 PA) A great new on-base threat to Seattle’s lineup 🔱
I'VE BEEN SAVED
The Seattle Mariners are nearing a deal to acquire IF/OF Brendan Donovan from the St. Louis Cardinals as part of a three-way trade that also includes Tampa Bay, sources tell ESPN. A deal that had been considered for weeks would finally land Seattle a versatile impact bat.
We'll always have Game 5. 🥲https://t.co/W35vCe0GDu
A new addition to 1st Ave 👀
Hayley Williams NEW BAND?! This is not a drill.
That last point was summoned from the underworld. Dark magic residue spewed from that ball. The soles of his shoes shrieked like souls being harvested. I am levitating writing this, see you in the afterlife.
Nothing has vouched for the West Coast being the superior US coast more than this Alcaraz/Zverev match. Not even midnight yet, and we’re about to be treated to 5th set grand slam tennis while the other side has to choose from insomnia or fomo while being buried in snow.
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
Holy smokes, what a run 💙 After 41 years in the Mariners broadcast booth, Rick Rizzs will be stepping away from the mic at the end of the 2026 season. We can't wait to celebrate Rick during his final year on the call. 🔗 atmlb.com/4ahcSfr
Asked about Minneapolis, Victor Wembanyama says, “PR has tried, but I’m not going to sit here and be politically correct.” “It’s crazy that people make it seem like … the murder of civilians is acceptable.”
MAGA, 2024: When Presdnt Turmp has Saved Us ground beef will be 14 cents per pound and gas will be 88 cents per gallon 😎 MAGA, 2026:
Seahawks will never win another SB until 2026
Sam Darnold’s comeback story over the past 2 years has been one of the most inspirational things to watch! Cool seeing him overcome!!! Congrats bro. Hope you win it! 🏆 Go Hawks
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