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I can’t believe what I’m living through. At some point we have to acknowledge that the median American voter is braindead and equally responsible for this evil simply by being too lazy to open a fucking book.
Denmark deploys large number of troops to defend Greenland from United States.
This slick son of a bitch tackled the most ambitious proposal on his agenda in the first fucking month lol man is a human cheat code
Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc
ted cruz has done some pretty despicable things but making tucker carlson look like the voice of reason has to be the worst
There is a non-zero chance we hear the phrase “DEI Pope” this year
I would have opened the door
Rocky the first person to do the Lambeau Leap after beating a case
If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt
dude last night was crazy. we were all smiles. we lit up the room
Jim Harbaugh really may have done deep psychological damage to Ryan day where he genuinely believes if he can’t run the football on Michigan he’s less of a man
if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions
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