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“you can’t afford to buy a house because Trump wants to invade Greenland” sounds like unhinged lib propaganda but it’s literally what’s happening rn

Whew US 30-year yield. You're not getting a cheaper mortgage

TheStalwart's tweet image. Whew US 30-year yield.

You're not getting a cheaper mortgage


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I can’t believe what I’m living through. At some point we have to acknowledge that the median American voter is braindead and equally responsible for this evil simply by being too lazy to open a fucking book.

Denmark deploys large number of troops to defend Greenland from United States.



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This slick son of a bitch tackled the most ambitious proposal on his agenda in the first fucking month lol man is a human cheat code

Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc



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twitter is cigarette for the eyes


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Welcome to planet fuck


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a cigarette is my magic wand


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ted cruz has done some pretty despicable things but making tucker carlson look like the voice of reason has to be the worst

Tucker: How many people live in Iran? Cruz: I don’t know the population Tucker: You don’t know the population of the country you seek to topple? Cruz: How many people live in Iran? Tucker: 92 million. How could you not know that?



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There is a non-zero chance we hear the phrase “DEI Pope” this year


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I would have opened the door

Gayle King confirms Katy Perry sang in space.



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Rocky the first person to do the Lambeau Leap after beating a case


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If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt


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dude last night was crazy. we were all smiles. we lit up the room


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Jim Harbaugh really may have done deep psychological damage to Ryan day where he genuinely believes if he can’t run the football on Michigan he’s less of a man


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if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions


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And fuck that little hippo too


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