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Homemade Haute Takes™ are my own, but there are enough to go around

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I’m obsessed with denim. I have more pairs of jeans than I’m comfortable counting. But today I put that obsessiveness to good use by launching the first annual JEANS AWARDS (aka “The Jeanies”) Here’s the 17 best pairs of jeans across 17 illustrious categories Link in bio

jakewoolf's tweet image. I’m obsessed with denim. 

I have more pairs of jeans than I’m comfortable counting. But today I put that obsessiveness to good use by launching the first annual JEANS AWARDS (aka “The Jeanies”)

Here’s the 17 best pairs of jeans across 17 illustrious categories 

Link in bio
jakewoolf's tweet image. I’m obsessed with denim. 

I have more pairs of jeans than I’m comfortable counting. But today I put that obsessiveness to good use by launching the first annual JEANS AWARDS (aka “The Jeanies”)

Here’s the 17 best pairs of jeans across 17 illustrious categories 

Link in bio
jakewoolf's tweet image. I’m obsessed with denim. 

I have more pairs of jeans than I’m comfortable counting. But today I put that obsessiveness to good use by launching the first annual JEANS AWARDS (aka “The Jeanies”)

Here’s the 17 best pairs of jeans across 17 illustrious categories 

Link in bio
jakewoolf's tweet image. I’m obsessed with denim. 

I have more pairs of jeans than I’m comfortable counting. But today I put that obsessiveness to good use by launching the first annual JEANS AWARDS (aka “The Jeanies”)

Here’s the 17 best pairs of jeans across 17 illustrious categories 

Link in bio

A lot of people have asked me which new Nikes I actually DO like and I have come up with an answer The CDG Homme Plus x Nike Rejuven8 is excellent…feels kind of like a fashion-fied Kobe 6….heck I might even cop a pair and get ahead of the inevitable Swoosh-isciance

jakewoolf's tweet image. A lot of people have asked me which new Nikes I actually DO like and I have come up with an answer 

The CDG Homme Plus x Nike Rejuven8 is excellent…feels kind of like a fashion-fied Kobe 6….heck I might even cop a pair and get ahead of the inevitable Swoosh-isciance

Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?” The Swoosh is so very, very lost

jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost


This is my entire winter 2025 style mood board

jakewoolf's tweet image. This is my entire winter 2025 style mood board

My favorite thing about this iconic Ralph Lauren advertisement is that in it, Ralph Lauren is not wearing a single thing made by Ralph Lauren The jeans are Levis and the boots I assume are Lucchese Ralph Lauren has never been a garment maker, he is a vibe curator

jakewoolf's tweet image. My favorite thing about this iconic Ralph Lauren advertisement is that in it, Ralph Lauren is not wearing a single thing made by Ralph Lauren 

The jeans are Levis and the boots I assume are Lucchese 

Ralph Lauren has never been a garment maker, he is a vibe curator

I love Uggs and I like Palace but we really need to stop making pre school clothes for grown ups

First Look: Palace x UGG x Looney Tunes 🔜

Ovrnundr's tweet image. First Look: Palace x UGG x Looney Tunes 🔜
Ovrnundr's tweet image. First Look: Palace x UGG x Looney Tunes 🔜


Just got a fresh pair of Air Max 97 silver bullets. We’ve been back before, but I’m not sure we’ve ever been back quite like this before.

jakewoolf's tweet image. Just got a fresh pair of Air Max 97 silver bullets. 

We’ve been back before, but I’m not sure we’ve ever been back quite like this before.
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just got a fresh pair of Air Max 97 silver bullets. 

We’ve been back before, but I’m not sure we’ve ever been back quite like this before.

I’ve only got a zip up hoodie from them but Comoli is probably one of the freshest brands out of Japan ATM I love a label that works within a super narrow framework— and while Comoli doesn’t explicitly ONLY make black clothing, it certainly dominates the color palette

jakewoolf's tweet image. I’ve only got a zip up hoodie from them but Comoli is probably one of the freshest brands out of Japan ATM 

I love a label that works within a super narrow framework— and while Comoli doesn’t explicitly ONLY make black clothing, it certainly dominates the color palette
jakewoolf's tweet image. I’ve only got a zip up hoodie from them but Comoli is probably one of the freshest brands out of Japan ATM 

I love a label that works within a super narrow framework— and while Comoli doesn’t explicitly ONLY make black clothing, it certainly dominates the color palette
jakewoolf's tweet image. I’ve only got a zip up hoodie from them but Comoli is probably one of the freshest brands out of Japan ATM 

I love a label that works within a super narrow framework— and while Comoli doesn’t explicitly ONLY make black clothing, it certainly dominates the color palette
jakewoolf's tweet image. I’ve only got a zip up hoodie from them but Comoli is probably one of the freshest brands out of Japan ATM 

I love a label that works within a super narrow framework— and while Comoli doesn’t explicitly ONLY make black clothing, it certainly dominates the color palette

The Stoffa reversible blouson in wool/cashmere is one of the great luxury garments of our time Tropical woven wool on one side, cashmere on the other So simple and beautiful. Would undoubtedly have this in the closet for the rest of time

jakewoolf's tweet image. The Stoffa reversible blouson in wool/cashmere is one of the great luxury garments of our time

Tropical woven wool on one side, cashmere on the other 

So simple and beautiful. Would undoubtedly have this in the closet for the rest of time
jakewoolf's tweet image. The Stoffa reversible blouson in wool/cashmere is one of the great luxury garments of our time

Tropical woven wool on one side, cashmere on the other 

So simple and beautiful. Would undoubtedly have this in the closet for the rest of time
jakewoolf's tweet image. The Stoffa reversible blouson in wool/cashmere is one of the great luxury garments of our time

Tropical woven wool on one side, cashmere on the other 

So simple and beautiful. Would undoubtedly have this in the closet for the rest of time

Wait wait wait—you’re telling me the store that bought *checks notes* 8 different colorways of the Lanvin “Osiris” sneakers in 2025 is having trouble financially?

jakewoolf's tweet image. Wait wait wait—you’re telling me the store that bought *checks notes* 8 different colorways of the Lanvin “Osiris” sneakers in 2025 is having trouble financially?

Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?” The Swoosh is so very, very lost

jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost
jakewoolf's tweet image. Just scrolled through the entire Nike website and genuinely did not see a single pair of shoes that compelled me. I did however see a lot of shoes that made me think “what the fuck?”

The Swoosh is so very, very lost

I remain skeptical of these types of Harrington Jacket collars, but if I was gonna wear one it’d be this leather version from A.Presse PS if you’ve got 6 grand I can hold let me know thanks

jakewoolf's tweet image. I remain skeptical of these types of Harrington Jacket collars, but if I was gonna wear one it’d be this leather version from A.Presse 

PS if you’ve got 6 grand I can hold let me know thanks
jakewoolf's tweet image. I remain skeptical of these types of Harrington Jacket collars, but if I was gonna wear one it’d be this leather version from A.Presse 

PS if you’ve got 6 grand I can hold let me know thanks
jakewoolf's tweet image. I remain skeptical of these types of Harrington Jacket collars, but if I was gonna wear one it’d be this leather version from A.Presse 

PS if you’ve got 6 grand I can hold let me know thanks

Wanted the $5000 Prada Carhartt jacket but copped this $700 one from Uru instead. Honestly fits better than the Prada and now I have $4300 for other jawnz

jakewoolf's tweet image. Wanted the $5000 Prada Carhartt jacket but copped this $700 one from Uru instead. Honestly fits better than the Prada and now I have $4300 for other jawnz
jakewoolf's tweet image. Wanted the $5000 Prada Carhartt jacket but copped this $700 one from Uru instead. Honestly fits better than the Prada and now I have $4300 for other jawnz
jakewoolf's tweet image. Wanted the $5000 Prada Carhartt jacket but copped this $700 one from Uru instead. Honestly fits better than the Prada and now I have $4300 for other jawnz

Can I say that the Prada “Carhartt” jacket with the leather collar is a wise investment at $4900? I can’t say that it is, but that won’t stop me from wanting it

jakewoolf's tweet image. Can I say that the Prada “Carhartt” jacket with the leather collar is a wise investment at $4900? I can’t say that it is, but that won’t stop me from wanting it
jakewoolf's tweet image. Can I say that the Prada “Carhartt” jacket with the leather collar is a wise investment at $4900? I can’t say that it is, but that won’t stop me from wanting it

this is what it feels like as a 5’9” 34 year old at a fashion party with a bunch of 23 year old models

jakewoolf's tweet image. this is what it feels like as a 5’9” 34 year old at a fashion party with a bunch of 23 year old models

last night was an episode of Ken Burns’ revolutionary war documentary on PBS


If I had to nominate one fit as the source of my entire sense of good taste and style it would be this one from Richard Gere. Everything I like—cool hats, beat up leather, knit polos, perfect jeans—all encompassed in one get up

jakewoolf's tweet image. If I had to nominate one fit as the source of my entire sense of good taste and style it would be this one from
Richard Gere. Everything I like—cool hats, beat up leather, knit polos, perfect jeans—all encompassed in one get up

Our Legacy and CP Company teamed up on a bunch of good shit but this pigment dyed fishtail parka is the standout to me

jakewoolf's tweet image. Our Legacy and CP Company teamed up on a bunch of good shit but this pigment dyed fishtail parka is the standout to me
jakewoolf's tweet image. Our Legacy and CP Company teamed up on a bunch of good shit but this pigment dyed fishtail parka is the standout to me
jakewoolf's tweet image. Our Legacy and CP Company teamed up on a bunch of good shit but this pigment dyed fishtail parka is the standout to me
jakewoolf's tweet image. Our Legacy and CP Company teamed up on a bunch of good shit but this pigment dyed fishtail parka is the standout to me

If you want an insulated sub $500 made in USA work jacket for winter, the best one on the market is from the hometown heroes at Manresa. And from now until 6PM eastern you can only get one through my substack. Link in bio.

jakewoolf's tweet image. If you want an insulated sub $500 made in USA work jacket for winter, the best one on the market is from the hometown heroes at Manresa. 

And from now until 6PM eastern you can only get one through my substack. 

Link in bio.
jakewoolf's tweet image. If you want an insulated sub $500 made in USA work jacket for winter, the best one on the market is from the hometown heroes at Manresa. 

And from now until 6PM eastern you can only get one through my substack. 

Link in bio.
jakewoolf's tweet image. If you want an insulated sub $500 made in USA work jacket for winter, the best one on the market is from the hometown heroes at Manresa. 

And from now until 6PM eastern you can only get one through my substack. 

Link in bio.

This is how the 30 year old cast of Glee looked in 2009 when they were playing “high schoolers”

jakewoolf's tweet image. This is how the 30 year old cast of Glee looked in 2009 when they were playing “high schoolers”

You must be overcoat-maxxing this winter, both in quantity and in the size of your overcoat Anything above the knee or that you can’t wear your thickest sweater under is unacceptable

jakewoolf's tweet image. You must be overcoat-maxxing this winter, both in quantity and in the size of your overcoat 

Anything above the knee or that you can’t wear your thickest sweater under is unacceptable
jakewoolf's tweet image. You must be overcoat-maxxing this winter, both in quantity and in the size of your overcoat 

Anything above the knee or that you can’t wear your thickest sweater under is unacceptable
jakewoolf's tweet image. You must be overcoat-maxxing this winter, both in quantity and in the size of your overcoat 

Anything above the knee or that you can’t wear your thickest sweater under is unacceptable

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