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Louie

@LBListon

Gymming on Isla Nublar 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🌹

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Me staring at the McDonalds workers at 3am waiting for my double cheeseburger

ronan_omalley's tweet image. Me staring at the McDonalds workers at 3am waiting for my double cheeseburger

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i cannot put into words how much i love this traitor duo #TheTraitors

TheWhoDrew's tweet image. i cannot put into words how much i love this traitor duo #TheTraitors
TheWhoDrew's tweet image. i cannot put into words how much i love this traitor duo #TheTraitors

Harriet is rude. Nobody has personally slighted you, but you might have fucked herself. #TheTraitors


This is not true

Everything a m@n does for you at the start of the relationship or dating… That’s his maximum.



Lol

I hate this time of year at the gym. Asked this new guy how many sets he’s got left and he goes 1 hour. TF DO YOU MEAN 1 HOUR



‘How do you feel about Amanda?’ She’s cuntly #TheTraitorsUK


What is honestly the point of constantly being rewarded with 3 months of Spotify premium when it’s only available for those who haven’t had it before? Don’t be fucking tight let me stack it to my sub


I wish this were true, gym is rammed

Gyms empty. People are fully giving up



Can already hear the opposition. Wdym you shouldn’t be allowed to drive if you can’t see the road?

🚨 NEW: The Government is consulting on banning over 70s from driving if they fail mandatory eyesight tests [@theipaper]



Snuck in my first gym sesh of the year at work and it was humbling. Locking in for summer but the anxiety for missing two weeks is real I can’t 😭


Why have I left taking this all down to the last minute. I can’t wake up to decorations tomorrow.

LBListon's tweet image. Why have I left taking this all down to the last minute. I can’t wake up to decorations tomorrow.

U dont fw trexs

A 1,000,000 Medieval Soldiers Army VS 10,000 T-Rex !



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Gay men in their 30s when they haven’t been on vacation in three weeks

imjustinrandall's tweet image. Gay men in their 30s when they haven’t been on vacation in three weeks

I used to vote LibDem. They finally have a solid number of MPs and all you get is a daily dose of clownery. Absolute embarrassment.

Lib Dems leader Ed Davey has arrived at the party's conference in Bournemouth - holding a mace and flanked by a marching band. Sky's @amandaakass says the 'joyful' moment is intended to set the Lib Dems apart from 'divisive politics'. trib.al/kdXA2Dr 📺 Sky 501



I’ve always like Angela Rayner. Gwan gurl

🚨📸 PICTURED: Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner vapes on an inflatable canoe [@TheSun]

PolitlcsUK's tweet image. 🚨📸 PICTURED: Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner vapes on an inflatable canoe 

[@TheSun]


Louie reposted

If you like Lady Gaga, horror movies & charmed then let’s be best friends or get married


This, this, this

Jealous of dudes below 5’7 yall can just eat a burger and lift a couple weights and you turn into a muscle meatball



I’ll vote for whichever party does away with greenbelts and paves over them, tired of NIMBYism

My statement on the on Government's amendments to Planning and Infrastructure Bill. 👇

CHinchliffMP's tweet image. My statement on the on Government's amendments to Planning and Infrastructure Bill. 👇
CHinchliffMP's tweet image. My statement on the on Government's amendments to Planning and Infrastructure Bill. 👇


Everyone gets cute snaps with their dogs, mine just wont. Proper cute though

LBListon's tweet image. Everyone gets cute snaps with their dogs, mine just wont. Proper cute though

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