LDS Progressive High Priest🇺🇦🇵🇸
@LDSProgressive
Husband, Father, currently a member of the Bishopric of my ward in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Tweets are my own opinions. He/Him/His
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Taxation to fund social programs = tithes and offerings. No capital punishment = forgiveness. Women’s bodily autonomy = agency. Environmental protections = stewardship of the land. Black lives matter = God created man in his image.
For one of our hymns tomorrow we’re singing This Little Light of Mine. 🤢
Hey @edge_english any chance you’re going to work with @AlchemyRpg? Would love to play Star Wars on Alchemy Version One.
To any diabetic parents out there who are anxious to get their kid on the G7 because the warm up time is so much faster than the G6, wait, all the other down time IS NOT WORTH IT. Hopefully these are bugs that will get worked out soon or we’ll being going back to the G6.
Two managers from different departments got into a shouting argument today in the office. Head of HR talked to the President, asking what to do, and she told HR that they’re both managers and will work it out on their own. I don’t think my President knows how to manage people.
The bank that currently holds my mortgage just sent me an email asking if I want to refinance. 😂 I bet you do want me to bank considering I refinanced during the pandemic at sub 3%.
Overheard just now the the Expo I’m at. Woman: I need water, I’m so dehydrated. Man: I noticed that too. I’ll get a cocktail, there’s water in the ice.
I may not like some people, but I don’t really have an enemies, that is, until today. To whoever set the alarm clock in my hotel room for 6am when I could have slept in today I will find you some day. Who the hell uses the alarm clock in the hotel room?
Leaving for Boston tomorrow to attend the Seafood Expo North America, anyone else going?
I have a decent enough paying job that covers our expenses with a little left over, but now my wife won’t let me quit and spend 800k to buy a restaurant in town. Sometimes it really sucks being married to a responsible adult.
Does anyone else ever think that Nephi, knowing the story of Abraham and Isaac, only went through with the whole beheading thing is because he assumed God would tell him to stop before he finished his swing?
Everyone can watch for the off broadway ticket release of @sunflahr and my cult inspired version of Romeo and Juliet produced by @whitecatprophcy. We’re looking forward to sharing our vision with all of you.
My proposal for a new law regarding sex and marriage: If they are CONSENTING ADULTS* then shut the fuck up and let them do what they want. *Cannot be a consanguineous relationship for medical reasons.
And now another book from Kickstarter. Why are non of you setting up in intervention?
Oh gosh, I just bought three more books. Help me!!!
Not even an issue, excommunicate away, I’ll make it easy for you and won’t even try to dispute it.
Utah Senate President Stuart Adams said he doesn't want to force clergy to report child abuse because it would make clergy choose between "being excommunicated or thrown in jail." ksl.com/article/505885…
Who has two thumbs, is flying to LA for work on Wednesday and just realized his drivers license is expired? That’s right, this guy.
I don’t really know all the history here, but from what I’ve seen on TikTok I’m on #TeamSelena.
Well that’s news to me. Apparently I now support racist pieces of shit. Better change my entire profile now. I’m really glad this upstanding person pointed this out to me.
Which of these primary songs were the most indoctrinating for you? Feel free to comment on any others. Follow The Prophet Keep The Commandments Families Can Be Together Forever I Hope They Call Me on a Mission
Oh gosh, I just bought three more books. Help me!!!
Intervention needed. I’m now investing into a third TTRPG even though I’ve never played the first two I have.
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