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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻— Aᥒ 18+ mᥙsᥱ, foᥴᥙsᥱd oᥒ smᥙt ᥲᥒd romᥲᥒᥴᥱ, ρortrᥲყιᥒg ᥲ sᥱmι-orιgιᥒᥲᥣ dᥱριᥴtιoᥒ Kᥲmᥙι from thᥱ Rᥱvᥱᥣᥲtιoᥒs Roᥙtᥱ. — 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻
He can’t ignore the fact that he’s finally tall enough to look down at Camilla, without needing to find an excuse, that is.
Azura’s hips are more honest than anyone he’s called mother or father.
Dragons do it better. From hunting, to mating, to napping — especially napping.
In that case... It's the ideal height for carry fucking a woman. The perfect height to be pulled wherever I want, and in general, the perfect height to look at.
You're smart enough to know. And to know a prince shouldn't say such things so openly.
Surely that's the perfect height for... a number of things.
“I’ve already given you the right, Selena. In fact, I believe I basically asked for it...”
“. . . I see. Well, my offer still stands. Though I suppose my warning can be forgotten.”
“Oh? Then I’ll definitely say it. So please, go nuts. Though if you go too far, I may not be able to help with Camilla’s punishments...”
“And if I said that would help get me off? Would your answer change?”
Nohrians and Hoshidos ain’t shit. Come to Valla, we have never flattening pillows and eternally warm cookies.
And they do it sooo well. Hence, Maidday.
The thing is? She absolutely deserves it. Between her and Flora — who admittedly have different perks — they deserve the honor.
If a woman can kick his ass, it means a few things. 1. He’d definitely have you on the front lines. 2. He’s definitely going to be eyeing you down, both with want for a rematch and more. And 3. You’re probably most women. He doesn’t fight all too often anymore.
Is it too late to make every Monday, by default, be Maid Monday? Actually, fuck it, Valla law would like to change Monday to Maidday, from now until forever.
“You should at least try going to Nohr. We have... . . . Good tea? Black and Orange tea, as opposed to Green and White teas.”
His tastes are EXCPETIONALLY refined.
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