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bros unremarkable, i have trouble picking him out in crowds… he would look great in a late night insurance advertisement
this shit blows my mind i could stare at these for hours
I will never buy a new car (I need to buy ALL of the OLD cars and put them on my LAWN just to be safe)
debate thoughts: Ron: submissive, breedable, sweaty, on the verge of a mental breakdown, just needs a little push and i believe we will get a joker moment Vivek: high energy, created in a test tube to be Outsider, annoyed everyone on stage (good) basically me if i were a…
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The sound engineer at The Burren was like "yes lead guitar onley"
Sorry I was late bro i was gallivanting around until 3AM last night
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