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Writer. Cook. Music lover. He/Him/Oi! ****head!

My FB reminded me the other day that 10 years ago I was in a standing group on a stage, and we were 15 minutes in when I realized that the stage did not continue behind the curtain but at a sheer drop to the backlights, about 18 inches behind me.

I am 46 and I 100% would have tripped over it too Who puts a black sandbag in the middle of a black stage at a major event, I mean JFC RETWEET if you know that the wholly artificial tempest in a teapot over a guy tripping is absolutely ridiculous

SethAbramson's tweet image. I am 46 and I 100% would have tripped over it too

Who puts a black sandbag in the middle of a black stage at a major event, I mean JFC

RETWEET if you know that the wholly artificial tempest in a teapot over a guy tripping is absolutely ridiculous


Ending a tweet with "That's the tweet" is 💯 the distinguishing mark of a creativity-free snot-for-brains tw@waffle with the language skills of a budgerigar. That's the tweet.


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What the heck happened to the Republican Party? Something awful, obviously. I decided to look at the GOP platform of 1968 and see what had changed in the last 55 years. Turns out, a lot. Today’s GOP would think the 1968 GOP was way too woke. 1/18 presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/repu…


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And would NOT be done by @benshapiro or @michaeljknowles who deffo is manly men


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Goldernit this is a Judeo-Christian nation (at least until we get rid of the Judeos like that other guy) and we can make children read the BIBLE and not read PORN, especially porn about PUSSY EATIN which is unmanly

AlexGrover1066's tweet image. Goldernit this is a Judeo-Christian nation (at least until we get rid of the Judeos like that other guy) and we can make children read the BIBLE and not read PORN, especially porn about PUSSY EATIN which is unmanly

Should Twitter be renamed Woof Woof?


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1. Not a meme per se, but still my fav go-to. 2. 2nd fav

MajikaZulJin's tweet image. 1. Not a meme per se, but still my fav go-to. 
2. 2nd fav
MajikaZulJin's tweet image. 1. Not a meme per se, but still my fav go-to. 
2. 2nd fav

Lead author's surname tells you all you need to know.


Hey Elmo (@elonmusk), here's my morning Tw@ter-generated dose of Rep. Rapey and The Boneless Wonder, and how that's worked out for you.

LObservable's tweet image. Hey Elmo (@elonmusk), here's my morning Tw@ter-generated dose of Rep. Rapey and The Boneless Wonder, and how that's worked out for you.

This morning, Tw@tter defaults to "for you" and opens with a bunch of Fascist liars. People who I follow, follow them, because they cover the Right - but those people I follow, follow others. Random selection my arse, this is a propaganda machine.

LObservable's tweet image. This morning, Tw@tter defaults to "for you" and opens with a bunch of Fascist liars. People who I follow, follow them, because they cover the Right - but those people I follow, follow others. 

Random selection my arse, this is a propaganda machine.

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There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye

stevanzetti's tweet image. There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye
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Coincidentally, "hand in hand" is pretty much the target of the author's ejaculation.


The speech was a fat load of patriotic and bellicose bacon wrapped around the vet's bitter pill - Russia's call for a ceasefire and talks. The ghost of 1917 is walking the halls of the Kremlin.


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🧵Meet Maria Adela Kuhfeldt Rivera, widow, jeweller, and socialite. The love child of a German father and a Peruvian mother, born in Callao, Peru, and abandoned in Moscow by her mother during the 1980 Olympic Games.

EliotHiggins's tweet image. 🧵Meet Maria Adela Kuhfeldt Rivera, widow, jeweller, and socialite. The love child of a German father and a Peruvian mother, born in Callao, Peru, and abandoned in Moscow by her mother during the 1980 Olympic Games.

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