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Laurence Pallant

@LPallant

20 - UK. Enigmatic.

What sound does a kitten make on takeoff? #meowwwwww


The woman next to me has a cat in her bag. That's not an expression; an actual kitten in her hand luggage.


Whoever's idea it was to play the Lord of the Rings soundtrack in the gents loos at Terminal 5 should get some sort of medal #flyyoufools


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I'm gonna invent an app for parents whose children want a play date with someone nearby. I'm thinking of calling it Tindergarten.


You know when shuffle really outdoes itself? What a way to start the day! youtube.com/watch?v=OUUASD…


Ghana, right now. This is mad. #blitzkrieg


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Not ashamed to tell the world. I'm blessed and I thank God for all that has come my way. Giving God the glory always.

DanielSturridge's tweet image. Not ashamed to tell the world. I'm blessed and I thank God for all that has come my way. Giving God the glory always.

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@LPallant Ignore the minor little deflection off the defender... It doesn't fit the #narrative


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There have been now 74 school shootings since Sandy Hook, roughly 9.5 a month


The coloured skies over Blackfriars bridge are beaut #nightlife #lightlife


Voy a ser un aficionado de Chile para copa mundial de fútbol! Juega fuerte! youtube.com/watch?v=tmLmWi…


@debradebonnaire haha cheers Debs, there's more than one way to warm up!


Just come across a 60s researcher called Funkenstein - presumably Frankensteins cooler, younger brother.


Putting a pun in a paper title which will almost certainly be read solely by the humourless #ifatreefallsandnobodyhearsit... #waste


Statistics is turning me into Jesse Pinkman


Was just served at the passport office by a black guy with an eyepatch... I guess even Avengers gotta make ends meet. #recession


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Dear all of Europe. Please vote for Ukraine to win Eurovision. Mainly cos it will really piss Putin off.


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When people share pictures on fb of the"Britain first" page, I don't think they really understand what they're sharing to others.


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