The woman next to me has a cat in her bag. That's not an expression; an actual kitten in her hand luggage.
Whoever's idea it was to play the Lord of the Rings soundtrack in the gents loos at Terminal 5 should get some sort of medal #flyyoufools
I'm gonna invent an app for parents whose children want a play date with someone nearby. I'm thinking of calling it Tindergarten.
You know when shuffle really outdoes itself? What a way to start the day! youtube.com/watch?v=OUUASD…
Like a melancholy counterpart to Feeling Good - Brukpocket's Lament #slowblues youtube.com/watch?v=EBUTvp…
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The Heavy - Bruk Pocket Lament
Not ashamed to tell the world. I'm blessed and I thank God for all that has come my way. Giving God the glory always.
@LPallant Ignore the minor little deflection off the defender... It doesn't fit the #narrative
There have been now 74 school shootings since Sandy Hook, roughly 9.5 a month
Voy a ser un aficionado de Chile para copa mundial de fútbol! Juega fuerte! youtube.com/watch?v=tmLmWi…
Just come across a 60s researcher called Funkenstein - presumably Frankensteins cooler, younger brother.
Putting a pun in a paper title which will almost certainly be read solely by the humourless #ifatreefallsandnobodyhearsit... #waste
Was just served at the passport office by a black guy with an eyepatch... I guess even Avengers gotta make ends meet. #recession
Dear all of Europe. Please vote for Ukraine to win Eurovision. Mainly cos it will really piss Putin off.
When people share pictures on fb of the"Britain first" page, I don't think they really understand what they're sharing to others.
United States 트렌드
- 1. Prince Andrew N/A
- 2. Andrew Mountbatten N/A
- 3. Good Thursday N/A
- 4. Happy Friday Eve N/A
- 5. $TOTO N/A
- 6. Cigar N/A
- 7. Perú N/A
- 8. Strickland N/A
- 9. Board of Peace N/A
- 10. Reese N/A
- 11. Acuff N/A
- 12. Josh Hubbard N/A
- 13. Swerve N/A
- 14. $WAR N/A
- 15. #PoppyPlaytimeChapter5 N/A
- 16. Glenn Beck N/A
- 17. Darryn Peterson N/A
- 18. Prototype N/A
- 19. #SouthernCharm N/A
- 20. Hangman N/A
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