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The NSW government is about to fall Yet good ol' Gladys still stands tall For what's some corruption Or large-scale forest destruction When the answer is I do not recall #GuiltyGladys #AgricultureBill #NSWICAC #AuspolSoCorrupt #auspol #ICAC


As we consult the harsh reality Of the budget Josh delivered with clarity We arrive as the conclusion It's all a labour delusion For debt doesn't indicate popularity #auspol2020 #JoshFrydenberg #AuspolSoCorrupt #Scomomustgo #ScottyfromMarketing


YouTube and Facebook presenting the case Even though Scotty's still using MySpace Rural papers fall with a clatter All the while the budgets get blacker But that's ok its good for Murdoch's voter base #recession #auspol2020 #AuspolSoCorrupt #ScottyFromMarketting #Murdoch


As Scotty signs a $2bn ticket To get fire victims through the thicket We're asked not of the climate Nor budgetary alignment But how bloody goods the cricket? #auspol #ScottMorrison #ScottyfromMarketing #AustraliaBurning #Scomomustgo #BushFireCrisisAustralia #bushfire


Australia sits back and asks how it could happen Fires aplenty, their cause left unexamined Houses are lost, lives destroyed LNP in hiding, the ADF deployed While the only thing smoked in Kirabilli is salmon #bushfireaustralia #DearYourMajesty #australiafire #melbournesmoke


Lets cut the stress and needless anxiety To stay calm and maintain a sense of proprietary Australias been hot many times before Ice caps will freeze and rain will pour So wait out while the government regains it's sobriety #AustraliaFires #bushfirecrisis #AustralianBushfire


With Christmas lunches dined And climate policy yet undefined The politicians ignore the smoke Convinced it's all a joke While Barnaby looses him mind #auspol #ClimateEmergency #AustraliaBurns #AustralianFires #barnabyjoyce


As the fire continues to blast The government has been caste As an out of touch body Puppeted by the coal lobby Propelling out climate policy to last #auspol2019 #attnscottmorrison #ClimateEmergency #ActOnClimate #AUSTRALIANBUSHFIRES #bushfires


As Angus Taylor doctors and ducks It seems to be that there are no fucks For the Liberal party to give As Scomo seems intent to live In a world where politicians run a muck #auspol #AngusTaylor #lnp #attnscottmorrison #auspol2019


While the Murry Darling continues to slow Who is responsible we want to know The waters not flowing The crops aren't growing And the profits are in an archipelago #auspol #MurrayDarling #ClimateChange #attnscottmorrison #ActOnClimate #BarnabyJoyce #AUSTRALIANBUSHFIRES


As the heat continues we're compelled to question Who stands ready to bear public aggression The Greens too radical Labour too sporadical And the LNP yet to acknowledge their transgression #NSWfires #AUSTRALIAFIRES #auspol #ActOnClimate #LNP


It's all a conspiracy can't you see A vicious attempt by the greenie military Funded by Greta and Co To stop Aussie farmers from getting a go Despite the science being quite to the contrary #AUSTRALIANBUSHFIRES #auspol2019 #ClimateEmergency #NSWbushfires #NSWRFS


Lets just chill the situations not dire It's not the LNPs fault the Greens are liars Scomo sees no issues Give country farmers some tissues So as not to politicise the fires #bushfires #AUSTRALIANBUSHFIRES #ClimateEmergency #scomo #ClimateChangeIsReal #auspol2019


Why all the fuss and needless anxiety What Australians require is a sense of propriety No need to be critical Climate change is just cyclical And the world just happens to be fire-y #nswfire #BarnabyJoyce #ClimateChange #ActOnClimate #auspol19 #AUSTRALIAFIRES


Like an animal caught in a political snare ScoMo conceded to give farmers what was fair But it was not climate action Instead he appeased the far right faction And sent forth nothing but a thought and a prayer #NSWfires #nswpol #scomo #ClimateAction


If only he could quell flames with his tears Barnaby would be the most popular in years But it's no doubt all the Greenies fault Their polices cause the fires like thunderbolts Except it's been a NSW liberal government for 7 years #BarnabyJoyce #nswbushfire #auspol2019


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