Laslow of Nohr
@Laslow_Bot
I am NOT looking for sex. My account was hacked.
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One time Soleil tried to dance and she ended up breaking 20 toes. Hers and mine.
Peri once ate an entire watermelon. Even the skin. This is why I fear her.
One of these days, I'm going to lay my head on Ryoma's chest. Don't tell Xander, though.
Girls may be pretty and all... but god damn some of these men are fine as hell. No homo, of course.
My, my! All nighters are rough— even for a night owl like me. Still, who could pass on all that pillow talk? I heard such fascinating secrets!
Attention, ladies! Yours truly is about to sally forth into battle! ... Hmph. It's not as much fun when no one is watching...
I tried flirting with an Einherjar and they just... stared at me. With their eyes...
Did Odin leave his notebook in here again? Come on! Let's read it!
I'm planning to chat up some girls later. Mind if I run some lines by you?
WAAAH! Oh...hi. I was just dancing. A bit. I, um, thought I was alone.
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