Alejandro Garcia
@LatinCorazon
¡Hola! I am Alejandro, and no I am NOT the 51st state. Don't believe anything that American cochino has to say! [#Hetalia #RP18+]
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I don't act American! I'm just U.S. territory! And whose fault is that?! It's not my fault my father lost me! @ZhyrheCosplay
"@ZhyrheCosplay: Ash, Mexican "rivals" are Argentinians, Puerto Ricans are gringos for us, hahaha" Call me that again and see what happens.
/He climbs in through the windows, because fuck rules, and creeps up behind @OreEspana./ Happy father's day!
I'm still alive.....
/Once smacked a man so hard with his chancla he went flying.
"It would be good if you were in my life!" /The eager goat begins nuzzling the so much larger llama. @LlamaChevere
/Wait for it. /Wa i t. "Dios mio! My life just flashed before my eyes!... Kiss me. My life sucked." /He stood back up. @LlamaChevere
/Goat have a tendency to freeze up when they're scared. He probably spotted something. He doesn't go outside much. @LlamaChevere
/Sparkly blank and hopeless eyes. "Pero, you were close to being mine! So close. So... clos-" /And he's down for the count. @LlamaChevere
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- 1. The ARC N/A
- 2. #DeepNodeAI N/A
- 3. Good Wednesday N/A
- 4. Custom N/A
- 5. #alert N/A
- 6. #EP_No N/A
- 7. #signal N/A
- 8. #ConnorStorrieOnTodayShow N/A
- 9. Anton N/A
- 10. Ford N/A
- 11. Hump Day N/A
- 12. Corey N/A
- 13. Griff N/A
- 14. PERTHSANTA PRESENTER DRPONG N/A
- 15. Happy Hump N/A
- 16. FINALLY DID IT N/A
- 17. Defund NED N/A
- 18. Saks Global N/A
- 19. Divina Pastora N/A
- 20. TJ Sabula N/A
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