LaVar Ball
@Lavarbelike
I put fruit on the top of my waffles so I can practice brushing something off before I brush off these haters
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I forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in success #pain #pleasure #success
NCAA can't tell me how my boy need to be. Melo gon be a superstar no matter what they say. They don't understand them triple B's!!!! #BBB
My belt holds my pants up in the same exact way that my boy holds up the entire NBA and basketball universe
I've done all I can. Zo will be in a laker uniform after tonight!! #spoken
I benched melo for the same reason my car didn't start today. It was straight up cold and couldn't get going even though I kicked it 5 times
If you give me just ONE week, I would beat ANY athlete at they own game. Floyd, phelps, bolt, EVERYBODY!!! #lavariscool #lavartoofast
Gelo dropped a big one in my bathroom today, I told him he done woke up the BEAST he don't wanna see me in a crap off #neverlost #bestpoops
I got no problems wit Gelo and Melo eating all the pudding, but if I don't get some damn pudding in a minute ima raise some hell around here
I have the utmost confidence that my boy will win rookie of the year EVERY YEAR up to and excluding the year 2023
All these ducks only like me if I got bread!! We gon get the bread with this billion dollar deal!!!! #cashmeoutside #lavarquacks
I have the utmost confidence in how my boy eats his cereal. Milk first, then cereal goes in. He too talented #lonzoflakes #unguardable
Put my boy in Steph Curry's shoes and he will do this 6 times in a row with a blindfold on, naked, with no limbs and his tongue cut out!!!!!
I'm too big, too strong, too fast, too quick, too much for you to even CONSIDER stopping in the post. Consider this your only warning.
Life too short to be scrawny and weak! Steph curry could learn from my boy, Zo like a TIGER mixed with a BEAR mixed wit a HANDSOME LION!!!!!
I was THE FIRST man on the moon. Me!! LAVAR!!! And in a few years, my boy is ALSO going to be the first man on the moon!!!!! #moonmanlavar
Wife asked me to take out the trash so I drove to Lebron's house and threw him away after dunking on him 25 times #golavar #73inchvertical
Just texted my boy, he said he don't feel like going for 70 2nite, want to get others involved like I taught him #lavar #lavarhasfans
These MILDcats cannot contain my boy, he too big too skilled too handsome #imadehim #awesomelavar
Today is a holiday for me because it reminds me of the time I dropped 324 points on Gelo's 6th grade aau team #unstoppable
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef, and if you got beef you bednot close your eyes bc my boys NEVER sleep they woke !!!
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