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The Ramblin' Man

@LazarusIsBack

I'm the one on the left.

Ted Cruz makes me wish that we still had Rick Perry running for president.


One of my favorite things to do is to get drunk and watch Intervention.


Stacey Dash is a house nigga.


Is 11am too early to drink? What if it's just some McGillicuddy's mentholmint schnapps?


I once knew a girl who loved the Mets...


All I do is work and get high so excuse me for my bloody red eyes


Heard @jasonderulo on the radio yesterday. Rubbed me the wrong way calling himself the face of his record label. You're disposable.


I hate veterans who can't wait to tell you they're vets. I'm not gonna thank you for your service and I'm not gonna suck your dick.


VETERANS, if you were in the military and I can't immediately tell, I don't fucking care and I didn't ask. Pat your own self on the back.


I hate people who complain to the FCC


Why are white people acting like it's rappers' fault people use the n-word? White people NEVER stopped saying "nigger" in the first place.


Tried to listen to @samsmithworld no thank you endless runs


Like a light skinned slave boy, we in the mothafuckin' house


Dear anti-vaxxers, why don't you fucking kill yourselves, you selfish assholes. How goddamn ignorant do you have to be to NOT GET IT?


Don't blame my mama. Blame it on the streets.


Ugh, we've reached a time when white people WANT to move to Third Ward #houston


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