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Fourteen unique tracks to choose from Banjo, keys, guitar and then some. Guaranteed to make your heart hum, Won’t you buy his indie album?
U threw it again, For me to go get, But whether I’ll fetch it, Ain’t such a sure bet. Not I sayin I wanna, Not sayin I don’t, So maybe I will... ...but probably won’t.
I do a lot of talking, It’s part of my job, Like pulling when we’re walking, Or making hearts throb. But I’ll tell you a secret, My deepest one, too, My favorite thing is quiet time, Sitting there with you.
I couldn’t help but notice That in ur closed-up fist Ur hiding something tasty, Plz gib, I must insist. It’s awfully unfair, ma’am, To keep me from my prey, And until you open up that hand, I won’t go away.
If u can’t handle my best, U don’t get the worst, Or something like that— It might be reversed. My idioms ain’t perfect, In every sense of the word, But I still aim to kill Two stones with one bird.
Moving day is here at last, Now we pack what we’ve amassed, Boxes, blankets, tools and tape, We’ll find out if u’re in shape... Box up all that u can see, But don’t forget to pack up ME!
“He’s THICC,” they said, With no real proof, Their thoughts were simply put, Aloof. For if they’d tried to know, In truth, They’d find a heaping mound of... FLOOF.
When Texas cold had stolen power, One pup lit up that frightful hour, While others saw sheer disarray, He’d seize his chance to go and play.
He wasn’t sure where it came from, Nor when, or how, or why— But stepping just one paw in some, A spark befell his eye. He found his heart among this stuff He’d not seen to this date— He’d never know just what it was, But boy did it taste great.
Life can get ruff, It can be a real slog, But it gets a lot better, When u live with a dog!
Most things u say I just listen and yawn, WHADDAYOUMEAN “The treatos r gone?!”
This street is named after my breeder, I think, but I’m not much a reader, So I asked my mother— Smart like no other— I guess I might actually need her.
You’re my rock, You’re my hero, You’re my only resort, I’ll always look up to you— Not just ‘cause I’m short!
I wrote u a poem, Here’s how it goes: It starts with a stanza, And moves on with prose. There’s not yet an ending, I’ll give it a whirl: Roses are red, violets are— SQUIRREL!
My mom told me I’ve too much sass, And stuck me in this Masterclass. I’ll try to practice what I’m taught, Will I change? Probably not. #leonrhymes
Here r my eyes, They look for ur treats, Here is my tail, It wags when I greet, Here is my bref, It smells like roast beef, And here r my chompers But I call em TEEF.
I’m happy to see u! My tail did a wag! The time u were gone Was kind of a drag. U left with my heart, And a hole formed within it, I’m 𝙣𝙤𝙩 just dramatic— It was a really long minute!
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