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Lessie Flatau

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.


Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.


What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!


What do astronauts wear to bed?Space Jammies!


Knock KnockWho's there !Candy !Candy who ?Candy cow jump over the moon !


What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'


What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.


Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!


First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!


How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !


What part of a football pitch smells nicest?The scenter spot!


Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !


Knock KnockWho's there !Cecil !Cecil who ?Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !


What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.


What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.


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