Messiah
@LewdJesus
I have come to earth again to spread the Father's divine love. By fucking until the bush burns. #LoveThyNeighbour [RP|NSFW|18+|PAN|LEWD|OFFENSIVE|MS|PARODY]
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// My county finally established marriage equality today. I am in tears of joy and relief. I'm so happy. Fucking finally. #Ehefueralle
"That is the intended use, baby. Me, I prefer a nice hardcover Bible, but to each their own."
// For real though, this tweet sums up the entirety of what this account is really about #lrt
*is 100% in favour of utilising the word of God to get kinky*
"Dad!" Wipes a happy tear.
"Psh, please... You must not know me very well then. Though you are welcome to meet me." He chuckled as well, smirking in her direction.
// Lol.
// > Lewd Jesus ™ is a parody of the mainstream American Christian white guy Jesus, he is white as well. This has been a PSA.
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