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By fucking until the bush burns. 
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Messiah

@LewdJesus

I have come to earth again to spread the Father's divine love. By fucking until the bush burns. #LoveThyNeighbour [RP|NSFW|18+|PAN|LEWD|OFFENSIVE|MS|PARODY]

// My county finally established marriage equality today. I am in tears of joy and relief. I'm so happy. Fucking finally. #Ehefueralle


"Your search is over."


"Yes, my child?"


"That is the intended use, baby. Me, I prefer a nice hardcover Bible, but to each their own."


// For real though, this tweet sums up the entirety of what this account is really about #lrt

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*is 100% in favour of utilising the word of God to get kinky*

Spanking with a bible, sacrilegious~



"Dad!" Wipes a happy tear.

Yes he was. And I love him. I love My dead gay son.



"Psh, please... You must not know me very well then. Though you are welcome to meet me." He chuckled as well, smirking in her direction.


// Lol.

Yes he was. And I love him. I love My dead gay son.



"Congratulations on your presidency, big boy."


"With pleasure." Starts sliding into DMs.


*embraces you* "I'm back!!"


"As am I, it is so good to be back. I feel loved."


// > Lewd Jesus ™ is a parody of the mainstream American Christian white guy Jesus, he is white as well. This has been a PSA.


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