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Ring around the rosey. Pocket full of Pattie’s. #KC


Turns out I don’t want a therapist. I want a handler.


Thanks Alison Wonderland for spending 493 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Fuck U Love U. 💕💕💕💕 #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/11gWrKZ…


I’ve officially spoken with 3 people today who’s iPhone alarms snoozed themselves and didn’t audibly go off until the snooze ended. It happened to all of us this morning. Anyone else??


“We will adopt your baby” Will you also cover the medical bills, funeral bills, the emotional support expenses for my family, get my other kids to school, hug my parents on holidays, & hold my heart-broken husband every night after I’m dead from a forced birth?


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a year ago, i wanted to be on top of the world. now, i just want to be on top of my world 😌🙏🏽


I’ve officially lost someone to COVID. Please, please, please make science-backed, educated decisions regarding your health. You’re loved by people who will suffer in your absence. 💕


Called to check in on holiday plans with mom and she responded with a monologue of the conspiracies of the truck driver supply chain issues. 🙏🏼


PMSing is HEAVY this week. Pray for Jake knife 🔪 🔪🔪


Asking for a friend… Can short girls wear bell bottoms?


Today’s pull. Love, good vibes, and prosperity to you all 💕

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Love, good vibes, and prosperity to you all 💕
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Pretending to be asleep so oomf can think about how cute you are when you sleepin.


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Find a coach that looks at his players like Matt Campbell looks at his seniors. #Cyclones @CycloneFB @weareiowa5news


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My diet has steadily improved over the course of the last 6 years. But damn, lately we are peaking. The nourishment is real, and I couldn’t be more proud of the work I’ve put in over these years to learn how to nourish my body 🥰


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“It’s easier to fool someone that convince them they’ve been fooled.” -Mark Twain

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