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Hey @Walmart the fact that your employees literally pick up the phone and hang it up to avoid customers is pathetic and unacceptable.
Ever take your socks off and put them back on so it feels like new socks?
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Bro, we were born after 1979. We don’t use “square footage” as a measurement.
Getting tired of my refrigerator yelling at me for taking too long to pick something.
We hold Taylor Swift in an oddly high regard for a girl who chooses to have bangs.
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Since Al Gore invented the Internet, should we be spelling algorithm: “Al Gore Rhythm”?
Are pregnant women legally allowed to take a photo without holding their tummy?
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